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| St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral ground... more
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| St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven."Why do you deserve to pa... more
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| There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wan... more
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| This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the... more
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| This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of... more
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| Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation.They are all asked, "When you are in your cask... more
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| Three college football coaches were flying across the country when their airplane crashed and all three died. They all n... more
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| Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little confused at their presen... more
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| Three men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St. Peter.St. Peter: Hi, whats your name?Paul: My name is Paul.St. Pete... more
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| Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On... more
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| Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto them saying, "I will ask... more
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| Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter h... more
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| Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gates by St. Peter he as... more
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| Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window. "This reminds me of Finnegan," remarke... more
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| Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said "Im sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions arent ready ye... more
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| What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ? The Y2K deadline !... more
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| Why did the angel lose her job? She had harp failure.... more
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