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| A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. "Are you here as a ghost?" asked his friends. "No,... more
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| A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Hallowee... more
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| At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldnt make it to the store in time to get sna... more
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| Doctor, doctor, Im so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties. ... more
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| Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?" Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!" ... more
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| One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the bigg... more
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| Q: How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween? A: Wear a snorkel ! ... more
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| Q: How do zombies celebrate Halloween? A: They paint the town dead! ... more
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| Q: What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? A: Hallowieners! ... more
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| Q: What did the really ugly man do for a living? A: He posed for Halloween masks. ... more
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| Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets. ... more
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| Q: What do fishermen say on Halloween? A: "Trick-or-trout!" ... more
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| Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat. ... more
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| Q: What do rednecks do on Halloween? A: Pump-kin! ... more
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| Q: What do stupid kids do at Halloween ? A: They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins ! ... more
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| Q: What do witches eat at Halloween? A: Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devils food cake and Boo-berry pie. ... more
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| Q: What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween? A: A trick-or-fleat! ... more
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| Q: What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? A: The cat ate her. ... more
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| Q: What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? A: No one moved. They couldnt stir without... more
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| Q: What is a child's favorite type of Halloween candy? A: Lots a candy. ... more
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| Q: What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween? A: Mash-scara! ... more
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| Q: What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? A: An amoeboo! ... more
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| Q: What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas? A: A ghoul Yule! ... more
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| Q: What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? A: The Fourth of Ghoul-ly! ... more
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| Q: Whats Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead. ... more
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| Q: Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? A: To the boo-ty parlour. ... more
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| Q: Wheres the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating? A: On the psycho path! ... more
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| Q: Who turns the lights off at halloween ? A: The lights witch ! ... more
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| Q: Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? A: Because theres lots of school spirit! ... more
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| Q: Why arent burgers the least bit scared of Halloween? A: Theyre used to people goblin them! ... more
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