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| What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?A holy terror.... more
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| What do you call a ghost that stays out all night? Afresh air freak.... more
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| What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall? The nightmayor.... more
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| What do you call a ghost whos always sleeping? Lazy bones.... more
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| What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?Hoblin Goblin.... more
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| What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert?Dr Spook.... more
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| What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night.... more
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| What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?Bamboo.... more
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| What do young ghosts write their homework in? Exorcise books.... more
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| What European capital has the most ghosts? Boodapest!... more
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| What happened to the ghost who went to a party? He had a wail of a time.... more
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| What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?The landlord said "Sorry, we dont serve spirits."... more
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| What is a ghost boxer called? A phantomweight.... more
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| What is a ghosts favorite Wild West town?Tombstone.... more
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| What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?They fasten their sheet (seat) belts.... more
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| What kind of street does a ghost like best?A dead end.... more
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| What sort of violin does a ghost play? A dreadivarius.... more
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| What spirit serves food on a plane?
An airline ghostess!... more
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| Whats a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?The roller ghosted.... more
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| Whats the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?-They boo-kle their seatbelts... more
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| When do ghosts play tricks on each other? On April Ghouls Day... more
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| When do ghosts usually appear?Just before someone screams.... more
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| Where do baby ghosts go during the day?Dayscare centers... more
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| Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche? At a ghastly station.... more
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| Where would you take a ghost for lunch? Pizza Haunt!... more
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| Which day of the week do ghosts like best? Moandays.... more
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| Which ghost ate too much porridge? Ghouldilocks.... more
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| Which ghost ate too much porridge? Ghouldilocks.... more
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| Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.... more
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| Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up.... more
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