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| A 10 pm curfew was imposed in Belfast.Everybody had to be off the streets or risk being shot. However one citizen was... more
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| A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper "Black pepper, or white pepper?" aske... more
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| A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenly he notices a fine looking hooker looking at him.H... more
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| A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City. He approached four men waiting to c... more
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| A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of the Scottish Highlands looking for material for a documentar... more
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| A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come a... more
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| A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more
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| A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue i... more
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| A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmen s... more
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| All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a young Australian couple. Waiting for things t... more
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| An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides to inquire about the people... more
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| An American was waiting on a London street corner. An attractive English girl was passing by when a gust of wind blew he... more
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| An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreign exchange to exchange some Rupees. He handed to the... more
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| Australia - Where men are real men and sheep are scared shitless And where the term 'Going Down Under' means something e... more
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| I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at it cause it was prettier than most. The clerk... more
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| Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo? A: F18...B52...F18. ... more
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| Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored? A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.<... more
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| Q: What do they call condoms in Germany? A: Weinerhosen. ... more
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| Q: What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A: A pimp ... more
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| Q: What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A: A leisure centre. ... more
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| Q: What goes in and out and smells of piss? A: The Queen Mother ... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary? A: An English actuary can tell you how man... more
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| Q: What's brown and has holes in it? A: Swiss Shit. ... more
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| The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of people in the forecourt below. The Queen... more
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| There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the bar. He decides to lay down a park bench and sleep. Tom... more
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| This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep."Mate", the aussie said, "Over there we shear them". The... more
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| Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don't know where they are. The first guy says "I'll find out" and puts... more
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| Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other "I'm not feeling very well" The other turns around and replies"Shut... more
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