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| A fire broke out in a six story apartment building last week in a near by town. A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette e... more
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| A fire chief died and went to heaven. When he got there he saw a long line waiting to get in to the pearly gates.He told... more
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| A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana. The fire department from the nearby town was called to put the... more
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| A firefighter died and went to hell where he finds a wall of clocks.After seeing all these clocks on a wall, with his fr... more
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| A fireman and policeman died and both went to heaven where they were issued their wings with the warning that if they ha... more
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| A man calls the fire department and says, "Yes, I have just had my front yard landscaped, I have a nice new flower bed,... more
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| A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained:"You... more
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| After the fire-truck arrived at a burning building in a small Spanish town, the firemen observed a man dressed in a mata... more
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| All of the firefighters at my station are quick. Theyre even "fast" asleep!... more
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| During a big fire downtown the firemen were having a bit of trouble. A woman was stuck on the fourth floor with her baby... more
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| here were these 3 Riverside City Firemen who always went bird hunting together and they always rented a hunting dog name... more
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| One day a boy was drowning in a near by lake. A firefighter swam out and pulled the boy up onto the beach and began CPR.... more
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| Q. A fireman had two sons. What did he name them? A. Hosea and Hoseb ... more
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| Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You dont get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck._a_.html' class='morelink'>more
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| Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A.The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene. ... more
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| Q. What kind of ears do pumpers have? A. Engineers. ... more
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| Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead? A. The remote control slips from his hand. ... more
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| Q.How do you put out a fire? A.Take away the HEAT , FUEL , OXYGEN , or the CHIEF! ... more
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| Q.What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ? A. FireWeb .... of course! ... more
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| Q: Did you know that the three wise men were firemen? A: It says they came from afir (a fire, a far). ... more
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| Q: How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change t... more
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| Q: If - H 2 O - is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? A: K 9 P ... more
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| Q: What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? A: "Holy smoke!" ... more
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| Q: What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ? A: A ladder in her stocking ! ... more
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| Q: What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire? A: Lawn chair. ... more
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| Q: What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles? A: The fire department. ... more
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| Q: What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"? A: FIRETRUCK. ... more
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| Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders? A: To keep their pants up. ... more
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| Q: Why dont Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning? A: So they have something to do in the afternoon... more
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| Seems the Shah of Iran was visiting Disneyland with his young son. The son seemed to be having a good time but had that... more
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