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| "Mommy, all the kids at school say Im a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."... more
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| A little boy came running into the kitchen. "Dad, dad," he said, "theres a monster at the door with a really ugly face."... more
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| A woman just back from Arizona was telling her friends about the trip. "When my husband first saw the Grand Canyon, his... more
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| Boy monster: Youve got a face like a million dollars ! Girl monster: Have I really ? Boy monster: Yes - its gree... more
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| Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast. Henry: If youre so smart, what did I have? Coun... more
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| Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rol... more
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| First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch: Its because hes a hopt... more
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| Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle? Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, yes. ... more
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| Fred: You have the face of a saint. Jill: Really? Which one? Fred: A Saint Bernard. ... more
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| Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so? Fred: Yes. Its so thick that if you tell her... more
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| Fred: Youve got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, its roamin all over your face. ... more
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| Freds new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.... more
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| How did your mom know you hadnt washed your face? I forgot to wet the soap. ... more
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| I dont know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.... more
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| I never forget a face, but in your case Ill make an exception.... more
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| Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. "Whats that for?" she asked. "To make me beautiful,"... more
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| My teachers got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.... more
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| Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try... more
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| Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Dont worry, I dont expect anyone will notice. ... more
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| Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up! ... more
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| Q: What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? A: The producer said she had the perfect face for ra... more
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| Q: What is grey and hairy and lives on a mans face? A: A mousetache. ... more
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| Q: What is the hottest part of a mans face? A: His sideburns. ... more
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| Q: Why did the pig have ink all over his face? A: Because it came out of the pen. ... more
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| Q: Why is your nose in the middle of your face? A: Because it is the scenter (centre). ... more
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| Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ? Pupil: Id be too polite to... more
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| Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. "if I ever sto... more
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| Why is your face all scratched ? My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really, she hit me... more
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| Wife to Husband: Ill have you know Ive got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, you... more
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| Witch: Doctor, I cant help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well theres nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is w... more
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