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| "Well, Mrs. O'Connor, so you want a divorce?" the solicitor questionedhis client. "Tell me about it. Do you have a grudg... more
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| 35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the Pacific Ocean,Suddenly, a Message is announced,"L... more
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| A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder...thebartender looks up and says " where the hell did you... more
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| A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play. "What part?" the mother asked."... more
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| A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at thei... more
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| A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behin... more
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| A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves andengage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind... more
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| A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental abilities of their wives. The Canadian... more
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| A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the ter... more
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| A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry."I would like t... more
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| A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,"Baby, I wanna' 69!"She gives him a strange look and r... more
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| A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed... more
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| A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down in the middle Of the... more
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| A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news... more
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| A girl sat sobbing in the police station. "I was raped by an Italian."She wailed."How do you know it was an Italian? The... more
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| A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what he would be wearing underneath. "What'... more
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| A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture. The Greek says, "We have the Parth... more
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| A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender, "Hey, I got this great Polish Joke..." The barkeep glar... more
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| A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house. His father was a successful doctor, a... more
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| A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of serviceby sending him to Hawaii for a week, all expen... more
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| A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East. Over the public address system, the Captain... more
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| A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying tothe Far East. Over the public address system, the Captain... more
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| A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass. He figures he'll spen... more
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| A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken English with a heavy Lithuanian-Yiddish accent, fo... more
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| A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner. He then stands up to thank everyone. "First I... more
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| A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder. "I am so obsessed with my mother... As... more
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| A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall. Every day when she looks... more
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| A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, "Have you got anything to declare?"He thinks... more
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| A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and her widowed mother shared the same ambitio... more
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| A man calls his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?""Not too good,"says the mother. "I've been very weak."The son says... more
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