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| What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ?Here come the elephants... more
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| What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?Out of the way !... more
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| What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?Its ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !... more
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| What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?This is the end of me !... more
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| What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ?Nothing, it just let out a little wine !... more
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| What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldnt pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"... more
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| What do elephants do in the evenings ?Watch elevision !... more
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| What do elephants say as a compliment ?You look elephantastic !... more
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| What do elephants sing at christmas ?Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...... more
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| What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?Russell !... more
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| What do you call an elephant that cant do sums ?Dumbo !... more
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| What do you call an elephant that flies ?A jumbo jet !... more
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| What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?Annette !... more
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| What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?Anything you want as he cant hear you !... more
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| What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up its sweater ?Warren !... more
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| What do you call the rabbit up the elephants sweater ?Terrified !... more
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| What do you do with old cannon balls ?Give them to elephants to use as marbles !... more
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| What do you find in an elephants graveyard ?Elephantoms !... more
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| What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?Big holes all over Australia !... more
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| What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti.... more
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| What do you give an elephant with big feet ?Plenty of room !... more
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| What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?A sheep.... more
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| What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ?An elephant in a lift !... more
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| What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants ?The tusk fairy !... more
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| What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ?An elephant with spare parts !el... more
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| What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ?Six weeks old !... more
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| What is an elephants favourite film ?Elephantasia... more
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| What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?A snail, because it carries its house, an elephant just carries its trunk !... more
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| What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?Get a tame one and annoy it !... more
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| What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?Raining elephants !... more
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