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| "Dear Reyer School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizen's luncheon. I am 84 years... more
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| "I didn't want to choose american pool for my camp activity cause I don't know how to swim :(... more
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| "Look at me." an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash. "I've aged like a fine old carefully stored... more
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| "What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who was sitting on the curb, cr... more
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| A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye... more
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| A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga little chat. "How are you, Tom?" asked Ma... more
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| A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What canI do for you?"The man said, "Will you watch us... more
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| A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, a... more
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| A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of a seated young girl. Holding her hand to her chest, she... more
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| A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed guard, she smiled and s... more
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| A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. "How are you grandpa?" he asks."Feeling fine," says the ol... more
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| A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing o... more
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| A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporte... more
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| A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in h... more
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| A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He a... more
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| A story I'll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened the window, and then crept inAs quiet as a mouse... more
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| A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one con... more
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| A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his... more
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| A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," sh... more
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| A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm whenone day he walks out behind the barn and sees hisgrandfather playing... more
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| A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son,... more
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| A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an... more
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| An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out... more
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| An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their doctor to get checked out t... more
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| An elderly couple in a senior's home used to visit the recreation room everyday. While there, the old lady would sit... more
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| An elderly couple walk into a doctor's office. The man tells the doctor, "Doctor, we want to have a baby." The docto... more
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| An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said to Betsy,"We should stop this nons... more
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| An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the woman's doctor says she has a heart cond... more
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| An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman in his new red Mercedes went around her and par... more
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| An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30, and would he have any suggestions."Yes," says... more
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