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| Mickey approaches the judge to speak to him about getting a divorce from Minnie.
Judge says: "I'm so... more
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| Husband: I want divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wives... more
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| Husband: Why do you need a divorce? I have done nothing to you.
Wife: That's exactly why I need it. ... more
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| Q: What is the definition of divorce?
A: The screwing you get for the screwing you got. ... more
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| A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.... more
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| A guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising his voice, asks to speak to himself. "Sorry, he doesnt live here anymore, w... more
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| A hillbilly walked into an attorneys office wanting to file for divorce. Attorney: "May I help you?" Hillbilly... more
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| A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to... more
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| A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" S... more
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| A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says,"Please t... more
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| A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at hi... more
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| A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, "So what would you... more
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| A ninety-year-old couple decide to get a divorce. They go to the judge and say, "Judge, we want a divorce." The judge... more
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| An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your... more
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| Definition of Divorce: The future tense of marriage.... more
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| Did you hear about the lawyer whose divorce ended up in a nasty custody fight about a dog? When the lawyer won, the d... more
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| I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife wont give him a divorce until she figures out a way of doing it with... more
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| James & Jane file for divorce.
Judge: How will you divide your three kids.
James: Ok, we will apply next year.... more
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| Miss DeAngelo was a none-too-bright young woman who had moved to Hollywood with dreams of becoming a star. She didnt fin... more
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| Mrs. Caroline Squires of Cincinnati filed for a divorce from her husband in 1949 on grounds of desertion. She testified... more
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| My husband and I divorced over religious differences.He thought he was God, and I didnt.... more
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| Q: How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. The sockets all went with the house. ... more
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| Q: What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? A: They are four ways you can lose your house!... more
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| Q: What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in common? A: Someones going to lose their trailer.... more
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| Q: Why do divorced men get married again? A: Bad memory. ... more
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| Question: Whats the major cause of divorce? Answer: Once is not enough. ... more
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| Question: Why is divorce so expensive? Answer: Because its worth it. ... more
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| Ralph was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughters birthday and he hadnt bought her a present. He... more
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| Regardless of what you may hear, theres still many women these days who are excellent "housekeepers". Seems each time th... more
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| Ruby Alice walked up to the desk of a Bowling Green motel and signed the register with the letter "O." "Whyd you put... more
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