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| Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A: A Dinosaucer ... more
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| Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? A: Rep Tiles. ... more
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| Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? A: Try Saras Tops ... more
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| Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? A: Ptera Don ... more
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| Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? A: Tea Rex? ... more
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| Q: How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur? A: Ask it a question. If he answers, its a male; if she an... more
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| Q: How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house? A: His tricycle will be parked outside. ... more
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| Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth! ... more
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| Q: What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ? A: A dinosnore ! ... more
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| Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day! ... more
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| Q: What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ? A: Bronto-snore-us ! ... more
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| Q: What dinosaur cant stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust! ... more
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| Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops. ... more
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| Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus! ... more
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| Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus. ... more
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| Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaurs Dog? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex. ... more
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| Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks! ... more
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| Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? A: Dino-mite. ... more
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| Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? A: Anything you want. He cant hear you. ... more
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| Q: What followed the dinosaur ? A: Its tail ! ... more
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| Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur? A: Tyrannosaurus Flex. ... more
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| Q: What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig? A: Jurassic pork! ... more
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| Q: Whats green and purple and goes up and down? A: Barney in an elevator. ... more
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| Q: Whats red on the outside and green on the inside? A: A dinosaur wearing red pajamas. ... more
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| Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater! ... more
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| Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasnt invented yet. ... more
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| Q: Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs? A: To give the ants a chance. ... more
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| Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? A: Because he is a meat eater! ... more
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| Q: Why didnt the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? A: Because she had no guts! ... more
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| Q: Why do dinosaurs climb trees? A: Theres nothing else to climb in the jungle. ... more
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