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| An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, al... more
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| Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls... more
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| Ive been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance? Whats that? Its a dance for people who hate each other. ... more
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| knock knock?
who's there?
wall. wall who?
ding ding ding digidingding... more
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| My dance partner dumped me for my best friend. Why? Was he a better dancer? Dont know, I never met him. ... more
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| Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight! ... more
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| Q. What do tired line dancers do? A. They Line Down. ... more
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| Q. What do you call a line dancer on a cruise? A. An Ocean "Liner" ... more
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| Q. What do you call a one legged line dancer? A. Eileen (I Lean) ... more
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| Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster? A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute). ... more
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| Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party? A. A One Liner! ... more
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| Q. What is good for your soul but not your soles? A. Line dancing! ... more
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| Q. Whats the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist? A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts... more
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| Q. Where can you dance in California? A. San Fran-disco. ... more
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| Q. Where do tired line dancers go for Breakfast? A. Ihop? ... more
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| Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor? A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide! ... more
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| Q: How do they dance in Arabia? A: Sheik-to-sheik (cheek). ... more
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| Q: How do you make a tissue dance ? A: Put a little boogie in it ! ... more
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| Q: How do you see that a line dancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands? A: He wears the cardboard box on... more
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| Q: What animals are poor dancers? A: Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet. ... more
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| Q: What dance did the Pilgrims do? A: The Plymouth Rock. ... more
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| Q: What dance do hippies hate? A: A square dance. ... more
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| Q: What dance do you do when summer is over? A: Tango (tan go). ... more
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| Q: What did the overweight ballet dancer perform ? A: The dance of the sugar plump fairy ! ... more
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| Q: What do baby swans dance to ? A: Cygnet-ure-tunes ! ... more
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| Q: What do cars do at the disco? A: Brake dance. ... more
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| Q: What do cows like to line dance to ? A: Any kind of moosic you like ! ... more
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| Q: What do you call someone who dances on cars ? A: A morris dancer ! ... more
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| Q: What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ? A: A cricket ball ! ... more
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| Q: What is a ducks favorite dance ? A: The quackstep ! ... more
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