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| A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to th... more
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| A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with huge stetson hat, spurs, and six shooters.more
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| Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling. The lynch mob brought the three men... more
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| Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church. "When I got t... more
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| Q: If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? A: The horses name... more
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| Q: What advice to cows give? A: Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on! ... more
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| Q: What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? A: Gimme a slug of whiskey. ... more
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| Q: What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ? A: The deputy head ! ... more
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| Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? A: Hoppalong Cassidy. ... more
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| Q: What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses? A: Bronchitis (bronc-itis). ... more
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| Q: Where do cowboys cook their meals? A: On the range. ... more
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| Q: Who do zombie cowboys fight? A: Deadskins. ... more
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| Q: Who is in cowboy films and is always broke? A: Skint Eastwood. ... more
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| Q: Why cant the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef. ... more
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| Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired? A: Because he couldnt keep his calves together! ... more
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| Q: Why did the cowboy get a hot seat? A: Because he rode the range. ... more
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| Q: Why did the cowboy ride his horse? A: Because the horse was too heavy to carry. ... more
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| Q: Why did the cowboys car stop? A: It had Injun (engine) trouble. ... more
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| Q: Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs? A: He was always horsing around. ... more
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| Swint and Fess, two Oklahoma cowboys, were resting their horses out on the range. "Whatd Emmaline give yew for yore b... more
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| Teacher: When do astronauts eat? Pupil: At launch time! ... more
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| The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theater. When the usher came by and noticed this... more
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| The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, "Can you get me a nice gentle pony?" ... more
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| The swing doors of the Wild West saloon crashed open and in came Little Pete, black with fury. "All right!" he raged, "a... more
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| Three cowboys of the world are sitting around camp talking about how tough they were and the tales kept getting bigger a... more
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| Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. "I know that smart aleck Tex," said the first. "Hes going to start brag... more
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| Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them? Cowboy: No we just l... more
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