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A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to th... more

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A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with huge stetson hat, spurs, and six shooters.more

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Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling. The lynch mob brought the three men... more

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Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church.

"When I got t... more

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Q: If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it?

A: The horses name... more

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Q: What advice to cows give?

A: Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

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Q: What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

A: Gimme a slug of whiskey.

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Q: What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ?

A: The deputy head !

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Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?

A: Hoppalong Cassidy.

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Q: What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

A: Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

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Q: Where do cowboys cook their meals?

A: On the range.

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Q: Who do zombie cowboys fight?

A: Deadskins.

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Q: Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?

A: Skint Eastwood.

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Q: Why cant the bankrupt cowboy complain?

A: He has got no beef.

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Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

A: Because he couldnt keep his calves together!

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Q: Why did the cowboy get a hot seat?

A: Because he rode the range.

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Q: Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

A: Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

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Q: Why did the cowboys car stop?

A: It had Injun (engine) trouble.

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Q: Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

A: He was always horsing around.

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Swint and Fess, two Oklahoma cowboys, were resting their horses out on the range.

"Whatd Emmaline give yew for yore b... more

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Teacher: When do astronauts eat?

Pupil: At launch time!

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The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theater. When the usher came by and noticed this... more

23.      5 stars
The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, "Can you get me a nice gentle pony?"

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The swing doors of the Wild West saloon crashed open and in came Little Pete, black with fury. "All right!" he raged, "a... more

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Three cowboys of the world are sitting around camp talking about how tough they were and the tales kept getting bigger a... more

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Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. "I know that smart aleck Tex," said the first. "Hes going to start brag... more

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Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them?

Cowboy: No we just l... more

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