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| An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator temporarily out of order" sig... more
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| Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja day: the strange feeling that none of this has ever happ... more
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| Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso gas station.This irishman came on to do a song. He stood n... more
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| Having a dog is great, it's just the 'dog people' that freak me out. "Oh, look at her, she's precious,just like Mommy."... more
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| I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did it as a warning to the other organs in my body to... more
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| I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped... more
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| I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won a years supply of marmite.....one jar!... more
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| I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it. -Mitch Hedberg ... more
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| I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't get my wife to go swimming!... more
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| My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It's a flat fee. -Wendy Liebman. ... more
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| The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. You can tell Republi... more
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| The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under the new rules, you're allow... more
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| The IRS says they can't give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they don't have addresses for the taxpayers. Yea... more
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| When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But then I realized that the lord doesn't work that way, so i stole one... more
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| Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? -George Carlin ... more
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