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| "Did you hear? Laments gettin a Ph.D.""What does Ph.D. stand for?" "in his case, Pin-headed Dope."... more
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| "Now my motto in life," said the school chaplain, "is work hard, play hard and pray hard. How about you, Harriet?""My mo... more
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| "Professor, I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls?" "Well, I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may b... more
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| "Where are my shoes?" asked the Iowa State professor as the class ended. "Theyre on your feet," said one of the students... more
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| A girl to her professor: I'd do anything to pass this exam.
Professor: Anything? ..........
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| Mary: I knew right away he was a loser.
Jill: How did you know so fast?
Mary: He said he could give m... more
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| Sandy: Who said, 'Change can't be given to you every time. It is you who must bring the change?'
Bony: My bus... more
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| Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: My dad asked me to take our cow to the bull.
Teacher: Can't your... more
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| A college friend was going to meet a young lady he new."An old flame? I asked.He winked and said, "More like an unlit ma... more
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| A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which sim... more
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| A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which sim... more
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| A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about Gods existence. The professor presented the fol... more
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| A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it. His mom said, "Sure, sw... more
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| A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a po... more
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| A Mississippi professor was at a party and became indignant when asked if college professors were absent-minded. "Profes... more
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| A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, g... more
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| A son is calling his mom from college, and telling her that he had just got his degree. The mother says: Thats great hon... more
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| A survey was being taken on the University of Arizona campus. The survey taker asked a soccer player, "What do you think... more
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| After the college boy delivered the pizza to Buds trailer house, Bud asked, "What is the usual tip?""Well," replied the... more
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| All the fraternity brothers left the house for a long weekend except for Grady, who decided to stay behind and get some... more
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| An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lo... more
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| An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical school. "Tell me," inquired the interviewer, "wh... more
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| And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pants.... more
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| Arvil was coming out of the Texas University student building when he was stopped by two coeds. "Would you like to becom... more
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| Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you cant get your jeans over your thighs.... more
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| Biddle and Payne, two elderly English professors, were having lunch in the cafeteria. During the course of the conversat... more
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| College meals are generally unpopular with those who have to eat them and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of pie... more
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| Did you hear about the Louisiana Tech professor who stood in front of a mirror for two hours, wondering where hed seen h... more
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| Did you hear about the Penn State professor who went around in a revolving door for six hours because he couldnt remembe... more
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| Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.... more
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