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| Q: How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White house with a plane was insane? A: He seems to have thought Clint... more
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| Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying?A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this o... more
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| Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face?A: If his lips are moving, then hes lying.... more
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| Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]?A: Hes got his jogging suit on.... more
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| Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet?A: They were dating the same girl in high school.... more
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| Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck?A: Trying to save both faces.... more
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| Q: How does Bill Clinton say "Im about to hurt you"?A: "Trust me."... more
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| Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give h... more
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| Q: How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America?A: Many of them have sixth grade reading levels.... more
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| Q: How is Clintons health care reform a lot like his haircut?A: It is a lot more expensive than it looks.... more
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| Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?A: He doesnt! He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", a... more
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| Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None--Hell only promise "change."... more
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| Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Two--One to promise hell do it better than anyone else a... more
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| Q: How many Clinton administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two--one to screw the bulb into th... more
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| Q: How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None. They like to keep him in the dark!... more
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| Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?A: One--she just holds the bulb and the world revolves... more
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| Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, whod land first?A: Who cares!... more
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| Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized, who would be saved?A: T... more
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| Q: If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury?A: When hes sworn in.... more
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| Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble?A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.... more
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| Q: What did Boris Yelstin say when asked if meeting Clinton made want to convert Russia to the type of government they h... more
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| Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common?A: Neither one is very bright.... more
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| Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common?A: They havent had any brains for the last thirty years.... more
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| Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?A: Chelsea.... more
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| Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents?A: Absolutely nothing.... more
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| Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight?A: Runs away from the draft.... more
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| Q: What does Clinton have in common with his Hollywood pals?A: They all make a living by lying to people.... more
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| Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did?A: A dead girlfriend.... more
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| Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for?A: If you divorce your wife in Arkans... more
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| Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone?A: He turned into Hillary!... more
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