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| A new Bill Clinton Computer is coming out soon.
It will have a six inch hard drive but no memory. ... more
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| Q: What is Bill's idea of safe sex?
A: A locked door. ... more
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| Q: What is Clinton's worst nightmare?
A: An intern with braces. ... more
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| A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver,caught u... more
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| Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton... more
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| Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy".O... more
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| Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs. Theyre called "The Johnson Years".... more
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| Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar. Apparently the 0.1% is the character gene.... more
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| During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy... more
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| Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in acar together in Kans... more
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| Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat shes pregnant! She is furious. Here just became... more
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| How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl in high school.... more
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| If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win?Dan Quayle. Hes... more
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| In a survey of American women, when asked, "Would you sleepwith President Clinton?" 86% replied, "Not again"... more
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| Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they... more
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| One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: HELP! HELP!When the boys... more
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| One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washingtons ghost in the White House. "George, what is the best thing I co... more
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| President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillarys room. She complains that its the ugliest room in the... more
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| President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board Air Force One. Under each... more
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| Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship withMonica Lewinsky?Pres: Improper? ... Aint nothing impr... more
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| Q. What do you get when you cross a crookedpolitician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea Clinton... more
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| Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The boat sinks. Who is saved?A: The United States of America.... more
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| Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clintons election?A: Its gonna be called the... more
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| Q: Did you hear that the Clintons had Air Force 1 remodeled?A: Now its got two left wings.... more
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| Q: Did you hear they put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore?A: Yeah, they were Bill Clinton.... more
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| Q: Did you know that Clintons cat can play Chess?A: Inside Information: The cat isnt really all that good at Chess. The... more
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| Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike?A: Both arent as successful when theyre not on grass.... more
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| Q: How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House?A: There is White-out on the screen.... more
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| Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a cow?A: By the wise look in the eyes.... more
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| Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies?A: Hes the stiff one.... more
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