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| A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he sees Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movi... more
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| A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured. The head of the tribe says to... more
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| A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As he began to cry, his wife punched him and sai... more
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| A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle. The f... more
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| A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a... more
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| An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the lou... more
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| An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who wo... more
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| God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man a... more
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| Interesting Queries:
1. Can you cry under water?
2. How important does a person have to be before they are consid... more
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| Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common? A: A deep, abiding respect for the value of a towel on the head.... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between a camera and a sock??? A: A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes... ... more
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| Q: Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot? A: He couldn't face defeet!! ... more
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| Q: Why is math always sad? A: Because it has too many problems. ... more
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| Q: Why isn't Mexico in the olympics? A: Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint are already over the B... more
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| Q:How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb? A:30 - 2 to hold the light bulb and 28 to drink till the roo... more
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| Q:Why Should One Go To Hell?
10. It doesn't snow in Hell.
9. Everyone has heard of Hell.
8. It's more fun gett... more
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| There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit childr... more
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| Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each... more
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| Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass t... more
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| You know you have a hangover if: 1. If you notice your tie sticking out of your fly.
2. Someone uses your tongue... more
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| You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate.... more
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