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| "Dad," said the boy, "we had a spelling contest in school today, and I missed on the very first word." "That's too bad S... more
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| "Johnny, where's your homework?" Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand. "My dog ate it,"... more
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| "Say, how old are you anyway ?" the reporter asked as theobviously young lass was disrobing."Thirteen." she replied with... more
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| "Why do you look so glum today?", the teacher asked young Johnny. "I didn't have no breakfast," Johnny mumbled. "You poo... more
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| "Winnie The ????" It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class. The teacher told the class t... more
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| 10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he thinkshis babysitter is gay."Whatever makes you thin... more
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| Q: Why is Gen X spoilt?
A: Because Little Red Riding Hood didn't listen to her parents,
Jasmine was in... more
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| A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about anurgent problem with one of the main computers. He di... more
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| A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest...the grass was very thickand long, and it took the boy about 4 hours to cut... more
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| A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "Im Mr. Sugarbrowns daughter." Her mother told her this was wro... more
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| A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand the bees. "I don't want to know!" the child said, burst... more
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| A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. "Where did you get t... more
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| A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, "What's theproblem, Carol? I hope it's not homework again.""Well,... more
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| A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up a picture of a cat."What animal is this?" s... more
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| A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers. One boy sat staring at... more
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| A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all quest... more
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| A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. "Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?" He said, "Damn if I... more
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| A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,"Please send me some food. All they serve here are meals."... more
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| A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?"His father says, "No...how old?"He says, "I'm... more
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| A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked around to look at the... more
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| A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad, and mom had been proud... more
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| A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store behind a big fat lady. The little boy says, "hey dad,... more
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| A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when the teacher asked him why, he said "Our cow was on heat, so... more
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| A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are streaming down his cheeks.An elderly lady passes... more
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| A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then so... more
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| A little boy walked down the aisle at a wedding. As he made his way to the front, he would take two steps, then stop, an... more
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| A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after classstarted, h... more
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| A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a car.'Jumping up and dashing to... more
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| A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy, wanna play ho... more
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| A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small cut she just received. She asked her mom f... more
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