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A Chinese asks Steven Spielberg for an autograph.
Spielberg: No! You Chinese attacked our naval base... more
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A Wikileaks report stated that the Klu Klux Klan turned down Tom Cruise's membership.
A spokesperson remarked... more
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After the White House scandal, Monica said she was going to testify truthfully about Bill Clinton.
No way wil... more
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During IPL Lalit Modi surrounded by Katrina, Deepika, Preity and Shilpa - AXE Effect
After IPL Modi surrounde... more
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Have you ever wondered what God exclaims when he is shocked?
Oh my Rajinikanth!!!!!... more
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Michael Jordan to Rajinikanth: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
Rajinikanth: Rasca... more
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Monika Lewinsky goes to dry cleaning store, "I've got another dress for you to clean."
Half-deaf clerk replie... more
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MS Dhoni is having a tough time explaining to his wife that his performance in the final match of the World Cup had n... more
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Neighbour: Haven't I seen you on TV??
Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me?... more
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Poonam Pandey was asked a question on a show - "What do you do when you wake up in the morning?"
Poonam repli... more
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Prince Philip: You know Charles, I'm a man of few words.
Prince Charles: Dad! I am married, too.... more
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Q: What did colonel Muammar Gaddafi do after he heard of the protest?
A: He dedicated a song to his people, '... more
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Q: What position did Monica Lewinsky have at the White House?
A: Missionary.... more
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Q: What's keeping men glued to news channel?
A: The news that Poonam Pandey has started it. She just removed... more
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Q: Why is Bush so interested in events in the Middle East?
A: He thinks the Gaza Strip is a topless bar.... more
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Q: Why is Salman Khan stressed these days?
A: Coz his GF is jawaan and bhabhi is badnam!... more
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Queen: But why have we invited Victoria Beckham to the wedding
prince Philip: I know! Charles should've invit... more
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Reagan, Nixon & Clinton are on the Titanic.
Reagan: Women and child first.
Nixon: F**k the women.... more
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Suresh Kalmadi walks into a bar, notices more bars next to it and realizes he's finally in jail.... more
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The interior minister asks Hoshni Mubarak to write a 'farewell letter' to the Egyptian people.
Mubarak asks,... more
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The world in not ending in 2012.
Rajinikanth just bought a laptop with 3 years warranty!... more
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|A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place... more|
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|A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispere... more|
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|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: "What does the cow say?"Child: "Moooo!"Moth... more|
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|Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great composers. Stallone says "I wa... more|
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|David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. "I will", replies a guy in t... more|
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|Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers "coming out"?They're called "dykeees". They have a longer t... more|
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|Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and... more|
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|Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It seems that no-one else has big enough ear... more|
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|Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% more entertaining than Frank Sinatra Jr.'s.... more|