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| "Take the wheel, Harry!" said the nervous lady driver. "Theres a tree coming straight for us!"... more
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| "When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step.""If you miss your step and hit your head,... more
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| "Wheres the car?" asked Professor Delberts wife when he got home. "Did I take it out?" "Yes, you drove it to school this... more
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| A boy sat on a train chewing gum and staring vacantly into space, when suddenly an old woman sitting opposite said, Its... more
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| A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the last couch of the train. Every time the train... more
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| A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, a... more
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| A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. "Ive circled the block for 20 minutes. Im late f... more
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| A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. "Didntyou se... more
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| A fellow was following a truck in heavy traffic. Every block or so, when they were stopped at a stop light, the driver o... more
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| A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hells Angels bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old m... more
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| A guy driving a truck in the middle of nowhere picks up a hitch-hiker.It gets dark and the hitch-hiker falls asleep. Sud... more
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| A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. He rolled down his window and shouted to the driver... more
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| A highly successful young executive received a promotion and decided to reward himself with a new car.
When the dignif... more
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| A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and hes stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The s... more
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| A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expen... more
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| A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since hes in need of petrol, the man... more
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| A man is driving down the road for a long period of time. During his travel, he sees a priest with a gas can hitch hikin... more
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| A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting. He tried unsuccessfully to locate his car-po... more
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| A man walks into an auto parts store and says "Id like a rear view mirror for my Yugo."The man behind the counter thinks... more
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| A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving down the same road. As they passed each other,... more
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| A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he would remove it when he parked... more
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| A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his d... more
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| A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his d... more
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| A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the l... more
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| A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me upThe man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for... more
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| A motorist ran into a shop. "Do you own a black and white cat?" he asked. "No," replied the manager. "Oh dear," said the... more
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| A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outsid... more
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| a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says"alright John, how you getting on today?"... more
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| A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life . "Hey Roadway dri... more
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| A San Francisco motorist following a taillight in a dense fog crashed into the car ahead of him when it stopped suddenly... more
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