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| "Well, children," said the cannibal cooking teacher. "What did you make of the new English teacher?" "Burgers, maam."... more
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| 1st Cannibal: I dont know what to make of my boyfriend these days.2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot ?... more
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| A cannibal chief was just about to stew his latest victim for dinner when the man protested, "You cant eat me ? Im the m... more
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| A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested... more
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| A cannibals dillema: If God didnt want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?... more
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| A man is captured by cannibals, every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food.Finally th... more
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| Cannibal Boy: Ive brought a friend home for dinner. Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and well have him tomorrow.... more
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| Cannibal: Mom, mom, Ive been eating a missionary and I feel sick !Mom: Well, you know what they say - you cant keep a go... more
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| Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to ma... more
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| Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.... more
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| Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncles wife? He was an aunteater.... more
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| Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew.... more
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| Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?He said he wanted to grill his suspects.... more
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| Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian?He couldnt stop eating swedes.... more
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| Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.... more
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| First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."... more
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| First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight.Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boile... more
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| First cannibal: I cant find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungles full of people. First cannibal: Yes, but t... more
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| First cannibal: I dont know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?... more
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| First cannibal: My wifes a tough old bird. Second cannibal: You should have left her in the oven for another half an hou... more
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| First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?... more
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| First cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night ?Second cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper !... more
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| First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper.... more
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| How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand.... more
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| How can you help a starving cannibal?Give them a hand !... more
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| How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.... more
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| Q. What did the cannibals wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder.... more
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| she is so huge that the cannibal let her go because she couldn't fit the pot!... more
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| The cannibal king was having dinner when a servant came running in. "Your Majesty," he said, "the slaves are revolting!"... more
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| The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace. "For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord m... more
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