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| An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, "Astrology is more scientific.... more
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| An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An econometrician is a trained professiona... more
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| An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and prett... more
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| Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to Bill, "Bill, you know, I have a big problem. I don't... more
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| Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block number 3 of the accident reportin... more
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| Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter's college educat... more
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| Dinosaur #1: "How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?" Dinosaur #2: "What is an economist?" Dinosaur... more
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| Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS - Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of... more
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| Economics is ruining your life when...- I tried to calculate my 3 year old son's discount rate by seeing how many sweets... more
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| Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time... more
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| For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax dollars to find the approval ratings for une... more
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| Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international... more
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| How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you cou... more
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| If you do some acrobatics with a little mathematics it will take you far along. If your idea's not defensible don't make... more
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| In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One copy repairman had answered question after ques... more
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| Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various ques... more
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| Letterman's Top Ten Signs You're Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make a deposit, tellers high-five each o... more
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| Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and bo... more
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| Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone wants to talk whenever you're ready.Don't sit dow... more
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| On my way home from the second job I've taken for the extra holiday cash I need, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite... more
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| Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called intothe personnel directors office. "What is the meaning o... more
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| Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan's well-oiled economic machine. It's only a mater... more
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| Ten things to do with a graduate Economics textbook1. Press pretty flowers. 2. Press pretty insects. 3. Use it as paper... more
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| The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the b... more
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| The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked u... more
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| 56. | |
| The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now a rigorous mathematical p... more
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| The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation in Washington, DC on the problems... more
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| The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing, but there are 64 million over 60 years of ag... more
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| The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed up at the appointed time and place wit... more
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| The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those who don't know. Those who know are no problem.... more
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