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| "I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to che... more
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| "The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even triple. You're gonna pay two to thre... more
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| "Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts to calculate the optimal mixed str... more
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| 1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change everyone's password to "chrysanthemum".3. Around 3... more
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| 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.2. I shall never move quickly, except to a... more
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| 1. I'm really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2. I regret that I have no references. Unfortunately, ever... more
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| 1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3. If it whistles, ignore it.4. If it's a friend, sto... more
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| 1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only a towel...again.3. Ran out of p... more
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| The Vacuum Cleaner CEO
The CEO of a Vacuum Cleaner company was impatient with the poor job his salespeople... more
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| A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have... more
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| A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didn't your company hi... more
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| A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the... more
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| A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first. What does your mothe... more
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| A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces his altitude and spots a man down below. He low... more
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| A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. Stopping to rest, he te... more
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| A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of... more
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| A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his records.At one point the... more
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| A new business was opening and one of the owners friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the ne... more
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| A party of economists was climbing in the Alps . After several hours they became hopelessly lost. One of them studied th... more
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| A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country.A backs... more
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| A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who... more
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| A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to live.The doctor advises her to marry an economist and to... more
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| A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son,... more
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| According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If anything, it's getting wors... more
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| Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA--The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by materials re... more
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| All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All EmployeesFrom: Headquarter... more
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| An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is amazed to see a happy crowd all waving banners... more
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| An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sle... more
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| An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race on the Detroit River.... more
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| An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch wh... more
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