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| A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very exc... more
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| A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. Theres no room, they said. Its full up... more
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| As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it be... more
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| Bus passenger: Id like a ticket to New York, please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not,... more
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| Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary! ... more
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| Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I wont stand in your way. ... more
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| Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didnt hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.<... more
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| Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they dont. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks... more
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| Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesnt there will be a very big splash.... more
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| Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No. Is there a strike? No, they are stopping... more
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| Have you seen the bus website? Yes - its just the ticket! ... more
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| Is everyone in the bus? asked the driver before he closed the door. No, called a lady, wait until I get my clothes on... more
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| Janet: Whats the difference between a cake and a school bus ? Jill: I dont know. Janet: Im glad I didnt send you... more
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| Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Cond... more
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| Q: How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? A: Throw it under a bus. ... more
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| Q: How do eels get around the seabed? A: They go by OCTOBUS. ... more
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| Q: Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? A: Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course! ... more
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| Q: What "bus" crossed the ocean? A: Columbus. ... more
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| Q: What did the bus conductor say to the frog? A: Hop on. ... more
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| Q: What do monsters play when they are in the bus? A: Squash. ... more
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| Q: What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? A: Dead. ... more
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| Q: What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? A: The deceased ! ... more
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| Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it. ... more
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| Q: What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? A: I dont know but it could always get a seat on a bus!more
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| Q: Whats the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A: A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.more
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| Q: When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? A: I prefer to ride on top, but its very ha... more
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| Q: Why couldnt the skeleton pay his bus fare? A: Because he was skint. ... more
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| Q: Why did the bat miss the bus? A: Because he hung around for too long. ... more
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| Q: Why did the bus stop? A: Because it saw the zebra crossing. ... more
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| Q: Why didnt anyone take the school bus to school? A: I wouldnt fit through the door. ... more
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