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1.      3 stars
A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very exc... more

2.      4 stars
A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. Theres no room, they said.

Its full up... more

3.      5 stars
As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it be... more

4.      0 stars
Bus passenger: Id like a ticket to New York, please.

Ticket seller: By Buffalo?

Bus passenger: Of course not,... more

5.      0 stars
Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel?

I should say not, on my salary!

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Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver.

Witch: Well, I wont stand in your way.

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Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didnt hurt yourself?

Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.<... more

8.      4 stars
Do buses and trains run on time?

Usually, yes.

No, they dont. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks... more

9.      0 stars
Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesnt there will be a very big splash.... more

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Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today?

No. Is there a strike?

No, they are stopping... more

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Have you seen the bus website?

Yes - its just the ticket!

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12.      2 stars
Is everyone in the bus? asked the driver before he closed the door.

No, called a lady, wait until I get my clothes on... more

13.      1 stars
Janet: Whats the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I dont know.

Janet: Im glad I didnt send you... more

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Passenger: Does this bus go to London?

Conductor: No.

Passenger: But it says London on the front.

Cond... more

15.      5 stars
Q: How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar?

A: Throw it under a bus.

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16.      3 stars
Q: How do eels get around the seabed?

A: They go by OCTOBUS.

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17.      0 stars
Q: Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York?

A: Driver: Which part?

Passenger: All of me, of course!

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Q: What "bus" crossed the ocean?

A: Columbus.

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Q: What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

A: Hop on.

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Q: What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

A: Squash.

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Q: What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

A: Dead.

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Q: What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?

A: The deceased !

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Q: What is a bus ?

A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

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Q: What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk?

A: I dont know but it could always get a seat on a bus!more

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Q: Whats the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A: A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.more

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Q: When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

A: I prefer to ride on top, but its very ha... more

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Q: Why couldnt the skeleton pay his bus fare?

A: Because he was skint.

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Q: Why did the bat miss the bus?

A: Because he hung around for too long.

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Q: Why did the bus stop?

A: Because it saw the zebra crossing.

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Q: Why didnt anyone take the school bus to school?

A: I wouldnt fit through the door.

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