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| A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother, I hate my sisters guts. All right, said his mothe... more
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| A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. Well, said the Scout. Mum had only one d... more
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| Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. Sis, he said, I wish youd sing Christmas carols. Thats nice o... more
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| Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars. Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pas. ... more
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| Brother: Which is farther away- NY City or the moon? Sister: NY City. Why do ask? Brother: Well, I can see the... more
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| Dad: Dont be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time. Son: I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he... more
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| Dan: My little brother is a real pain.Nan: Things could be worse. Dan: How? Nan: He could be twins ! ... more
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| Did the bionic monster have a brother ? No, but he had lots of trans-sisters! ... more
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| Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her. Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head. ... more
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| Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks shes an elevator. Tell her to come in. I cant. She doesnt stop at this floor.more
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| First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ? Second Boy: Because hes got a screw loose ! ... more
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| How do you know if your little brother is turning into a fridge ? See if a little light come on whenever he opens his... more
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| Knock Knock Whos there. Brother ! Brother who ? Brother-ation, Ive forgotten your name ! ... more
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| Little Brother: Im going to buy a sea horse. Big Brother: Why? Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo... more
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| Michael: Its hard for my sister to eat. Maureen: Why ? Michael: She cant bear to stop talking. ... more
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| Mother: Jared, get your little sisters hat out of that puddle. Jared: I cant mum, shes got it strapped too tight under... more
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| Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine? Boy: Because he read the label, and it... more
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| Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and wheres your little brother ? Young Monster: Hee, hee ! Hes my half... more
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| My brother's one of the biggest stickup men in town. Gosh is he really? Yes, hes a six-foot-six bill poster. ... more
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| My brothers just opened a shop. Really? Hows he doing? Six months. He opened it with a crowbar. ... more
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| My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.... more
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| My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her !... more
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| My sister went on a crash diet. Is that why she looks a wreck ? ... more
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| Peter: My brother wants to work badly! Anita: As I remember, he usually does ! ... more
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| Q: Do robots have sisters ? A: No, just transistors ! ... more
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| Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken? ... more
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| So you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Yes- their dog is our dogs brother. ... more
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| Teacher: Whats this a picture of ? Class: Dont know, Miss. Teacher: Its a kangaroo. Class: Whats a kangaro... more
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| Whats your fathers occupation? asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year. Hes a conjurer, M... more
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| Why did your sister jump out the window ?Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit.... more
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