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| "I can't find a cause for your illness," the doctor said. "Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.""In that case," replie... more
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| (Q) Why don't blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip thier teeth!!!Sent by T.L.Glenn... more
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| (This joke requires the use a small visual. I'll describe the visualfirst, then as I tell the joke I'll cue you when to... more
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| 3 blondies walk in to a building how noticeable
lol they walk in to the building not in the door... more
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| 51 DAYSA bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door burstsopen and in come four exuberant blond... more
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| A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4.45
The blonde replied, "It's weird, I've... more
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| Lydia: Any cops following us?
Mary: Yea. I see some following us now!
Lydia: Oh, no! Are his flashers... more
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| Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A: She kept having affairs with men! ... more
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| Q: How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?
A: Two-one to stand inside the bath, the other to pass th... more
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| Q: What do you call a blonde's skeleton in her own closet?
Last year's hide n seek champion. ... more
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| Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their head brunette?
Artificial Intelligence. ... more
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| Q: What happened to the blonde at the soccer stadium?
A: She drowned in the Mexican wave. ... more
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| Q: What is a dumb blondes favourite rock group?
A: Air Supply. ... more
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| A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"In a hushed voice, the guy next to him sa... more
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| A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond walked across alone on a wooden bridge. After... more
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| A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for life. "They lie, they cheatand they're just no good. F... more
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| A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps saying, "88, 88, 88..."The blond calls... more
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| A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!... more
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| A Blonde A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for r... more
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| A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work one day and the blonde had a rope around h... more
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| A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.She pulls t... more
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| A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00.Then, th... more
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| A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she... more
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| A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor, and she was eager to help. One day during break she noticed a boy s... more
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| A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that she cut the tail of one... more
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| A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?""Sure," he replies. "What's... more
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| A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and she says "Duh, big red... more
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| A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical."What's wrong?" her mum, (another blonde) asked."My boy... more
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| A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her hair and dyed it brown, and set off for a drive. Sh... more
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| A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse... more
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