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| A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the d... more
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| A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things we... more
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| A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a dog stopped and cocked its leg against him. The blind man felt in his p... more
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| A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day. The snake reached out, touched the rabbit and... more
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| A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is a blind man to see yo... more
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| A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the interse... more
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| A teacher at a school for blind kids is taking his schools soccer team to an "away game". They stop for a rest break, an... more
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| An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big stron... more
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| Did you hear about the blind porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion! ... more
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| Have you seen steve wonder's house? Neither did he. ... more
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| OK there was a blind man. He knocked on a lady`s bathroom door. The ladie yelled "WHO IS IT?" then the man said "Blind m... more
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| One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they c... more
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| One day two blind men started fighting.Pretty soon a crowd surrounded them. Then one of the members of the crowd yelle... more
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| Q. How did a blind girl burn her fingers? A. Reading the waffle iron. ... more
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| Q. How did a blind woman drive herself crazy? A. Trying to read a stucco wall. ... more
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| Q: How did a blind man drive his car? A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road. ... more
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| Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on his face? A: Learning to eat with a fork. ... more
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| Q: How did a blind man meet his wife? A: On a blind date! ... more
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| Q: How did a blind woman pierce her ear? A: Answering the stapler. ... more
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| Q: How do you make a Venetian blind? A: Poke him in the eye. ... more
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| Q: What did a blind boys parents do to punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture. ... more
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| Q: What do you call a blind German? A: A Not See (Nazi) ... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison? A: One cant see to go, the other cant go to sea.... more
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| Q: Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ? A: The Birds Eye counter ! ... more
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| Q: Why are bats blind? A: Well, your eyesight wouldnt be too good if you hung upside down all day would it? ... more
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| Q: Why dont blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog. ... more
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| Q: Why was a blind mans leg wet? A: Her dog was blind too. ... more
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| roses are red violet are blue thats what thay tell e cause im blind... more
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| The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor. However kindly the neighbor might have bee... more
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| There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, t... more
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