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| "Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes," said the gym teacher.... more
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| A little boy out riding his bicycle knocked down an old lady. She was a bit shaken, but got up, dusted herself off, t... more
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| A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle. "Where di... more
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| Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting peoples arms off? It was a vicious cycle. ... more
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| his ass is so dirty, when he rides his bicycle, it brakes on its own.... more
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| I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday. Farcical? ... more
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| Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said: I didnt think we... more
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| Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. Look, Mum! N... more
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| My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do? Take his bike away.... more
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| Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kic... more
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| Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because they are two-tired. ... more
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| Q:Our bank manager cant ride a bike any more. Why not? A:He lost his balance. ... more
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| Q:What did the bicycle call its dad? A:Pop-cycle ... more
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| Q:What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him? A:Because he didnt want to walk in his sleep. ... more
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| Q:What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ? A:Petal ! ... more
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| Q:What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ? A:Bicycle petals ! ... more
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| Q:What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ? A:Bike carbonate of soda ! ... more
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| Q:Whats the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? A:The road. ... more
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| Q:When is a bicycle not a bicycle? A:When it turns into a driveway. ... more
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| Q:Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ? A:Sir Francis Brake ! ... more
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| Q:Why cant a bicycle stand up by itself? A:Because it is two-tired (too tired). ... more
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| Q:Why cant an elephant ride a bicycle? A:Because he doesnt have a thumb to ring the bell. ... more
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| Q:Why couldnt the bicycle stand up for itself? A:Because it was two-tyred. ... more
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| Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals. Juliet: Really? Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals. ... more
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| The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. "Geez, are you lucky." The cycl... more
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| The school teacher was furious when Brad knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yard. "Dont you know how... more
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| What is a ghost-proof bicycle? One with no spooks in it. ... more
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| Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy? A penny-farthing. ... more
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| While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had... more
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