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| A newly married girl got a first class in B.Ed. exams. Her hubby sent an SMS to everyone saying:
RUBY firs... more
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| Doc to his wife: You aren't good in bed!
Next day wife comes late.
Doc: What took you so long?
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| Relativity in bed: It is 6:00 A.M., you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it is 7:45 A.M.
In Office: It is 9:... more
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| A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad man, every time I get... more
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| A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "Whats wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come fr... more
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| A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. Hello, Jenny, said the neighbour. Isnt it time fo... more
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| Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed? Jane: I cant answer. I didnt know I was supposed to keep co... more
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| Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night poppi... more
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| Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall... more
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| Doctor, doctor, Im having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe its your bed. Oh, Im all right at night, its... more
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| Father: Why did you put a toad in your sisters bed? Son: I couldnt find a spider. ... more
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| her bed is so horny that when she sits on it, it squeks in orgasm.... more
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| I dont think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when Im... more
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| I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role? No, just toast and marmalade. ... more
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| I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and... more
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| Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress? Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.<... more
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| Id love you to stay the night, but Im afraid youll have to make your own bed. Oh, thats all right, I dont mind at all... more
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| Knock Knock Whos there? !Bed !Bed who ? Bed you cant guess who I am! ... more
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| Mother: Did you make your bed today? Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one. ... more
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| Q: How can you shorten a bed? A: Dont sleep long in it. ... more
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| Q: How can you shorten a bed? A: Dont sleep long in it. ... more
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| Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? A: When your nose touches the ceiling ! ... more
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| Q: What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A: A horse ! ... more
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| Q: What do tigers wear in bed ? A: Stripey pyjamas ! ... more
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| Q: What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A: A snake charmer. ... more
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| Q: What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? A: Cot-on-wool. ... more
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| Q: What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? A: Sleep in the wardrobe. ... more
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| Q: What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? A: Run! ... more
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| Q: When does a bed grow longer? A: At night, because two feet are added to it. ... more
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| Q: When is your mind like a rumpled bed? A: When it isnt made up yet. ... more
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