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| A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. Can you give me a room and bath? he asked the clerk. I can giv... more
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| Adam: How did Mummy know you hadnt had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.... more
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| Boy: Dad, dad, theres a spider in the bath. Dad: Whats wrong with that? Youve seen spiders before. Boy: Yes, b... more
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| Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said, "Would you like a plug for it?" The... more
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| Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time Id drunk the bat... more
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| Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I dont need another bath until Im sixty-fi... more
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| Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, d... more
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| Dr Frankenstein: Ive just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring aro... more
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| Hotel guest: Can you give me a room and a bath, please? Porter: I can give you a room, but youll have to wash yoursel... more
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| May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ? Jay: I think hes one of the drawbacks ! ... more
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| Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: Ill run the bath then. Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the bottle it sa... more
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| Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, Oh, God, are you... more
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| My mother says I look just like an animal when Im in the bath - a little bear.... more
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| Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night ! Ed: You were? What did you do ? Ned: I took a bath ! ... more
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| Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally. ... more
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| Q: Are you going to take a bath? A: No, Im leaving it where it is. ... more
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| Q: Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. A: He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not. ... more
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| Q: How do vampire football players get the mud off? A: They all get in the bat-tub. ... more
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| Q: How do you know that theres a monster in your bath? A: You cant get the shower curtain closed. ... more
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| Q: What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? A: After a week he was spotless ! ... more
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| Q: Which villains steal soap from the bath? A: Robber ducks. ... more
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| Q: Why did the robber take a bath? A: So he could make a clean getaway. ... more
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| Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails. ... more
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| Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them ? Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what wil... more
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| The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, "Will it be alright if I have a bath while yo... more
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| Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed... more
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| What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear ! ... more
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| What criminal doesnt take baths? A dirty crook. ... more
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| What did the water say to the faucet?
Nothing, they just waved.
Isn't that cute?... more
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| What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ? The scum of the earth ! ... more
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