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| A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is donem the bartender tells him he owes $9.00."But I paid, do... more
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| A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a... more
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| A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finish... more
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| 34. | |
| A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a tim... more
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| A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is twenty dollars plus... more
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| A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar. As he finishe... more
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| A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?""No."A few minutes later... more
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| A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He asks for a pint. The bartender gives him one. Then the man... more
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| A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, an... more
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| A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window and jump out. He... more
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| A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was p... more
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| 42. | |
| A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink. He just sits down when in walks a... more
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| A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?"... more
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| 44. | |
| A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman."Wh... more
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| 45. | |
| A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they... more
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| 46. | |
| A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful... more
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| 47. | |
| A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender asks the seal, "What's your pleasure?"The seal... more
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| 48. | |
| A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a... more
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| 49. | |
| A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to h... more
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| 50. | |
| A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. I'm so mad, I... more
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| 51. | |
| A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer. The waiter says, "I am sorry but we can't serve strings here."T... more
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| 52. | |
| An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip... more
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| 53. | |
| An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the s... more
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| 54. | |
| Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home very... more
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| 55. | |
| I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me... more
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| 56. | |
| It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon bei... more
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| 57. | |
| John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told... more
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| 58. | |
| John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferryboat home every night. One... more
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| John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a n... more
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| 60. | |
| Okay a man is in a bar and he's gettin really drunk and he goes home. He comes back the next day to get his jacket and t... more
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