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Knock Knock Whos there?

Banana

Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

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Knock knock Whos there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock Whos there?

Banana.

Banana who?

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Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet.

Andy: Did she lose weight?

Mandy: No, but she sure could cli... more

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Mother Banana: Why didnt you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didnt peel well.

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Q: Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas?

A: They were empty.

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Q: How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

A: Try picking it up. If you cant, its either a mon... more

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Q: How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

A: She left him out in the sun too long.

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Q: How do you catch King Kong?

A: Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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Q: If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ?

A: Slippers !

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Q: Teacher: What is Ba + Na2?

A: Pupil: Banana.

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Q: What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

A: "You have a lot of appeal."

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Q: What do you do if you see a blue banana?

A: Try to cheer it up.

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Q: What is a ghost favorite fruit ?

A: Boonanaa !

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Q: What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

A: You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

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Q: What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

A: Cut it in half.

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Q: What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?

A: An electric banana.

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Q: What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ?

A: A banana dressed up as a cucumber !

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Q: What would you call two banana skins ?

A: A pair of slippers.

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Q: Whats the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

A: Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

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Q: Whats yellow and always points to the north?

A: A magnetic banana.

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Q: Whats yellow and flashes?

A: A banana with a loose connection.

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Q: Whats yellow and writes?

A: A ball-point banana.

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Q: Why are bananas never lonely?

A: Because they hang around in bunches.

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Q: Why are you eating a banana with the skin on?

A: Oh, its all right. I know whats inside.

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Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?

A: Because he couldnt find a date.

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Q: Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

A: He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

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Q: Why dont bananas snore?

A: Because they dont want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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Q: Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

A: Because if you dont C sharp youll B flat.

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The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.... more

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Theyre not going to grow bananas any longer.

Really? Why not?

Because theyre long enough already.

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