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| Knock Knock Whos there? Banana Banana who ? Banana split so ice creamed ! ... more
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| Knock knock Whos there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Whos there? Banana. Banana who? ... more
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| Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could cli... more
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| Mother Banana: Why didnt you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didnt peel well. ... more
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| Q: Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? A: They were empty. ... more
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| Q: How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? A: Try picking it up. If you cant, its either a mon... more
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| Q: How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? A: She left him out in the sun too long. ... more
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| Q: How do you catch King Kong? A: Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana. ... more
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| Q: If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? A: Slippers ! ... more
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| Q: Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? A: Pupil: Banana. ... more
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| Q: What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? A: "You have a lot of appeal." ... more
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| Q: What do you do if you see a blue banana? A: Try to cheer it up. ... more
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| Q: What is a ghost favorite fruit ? A: Boonanaa ! ... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a banana and a bell? A: You can only peel (peal) the banana once. ... more
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| Q: What is the easiest way to make a banana split? A: Cut it in half. ... more
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| Q: What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? A: An electric banana. ... more
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| Q: What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A: A banana dressed up as a cucumber ! ... more
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| Q: What would you call two banana skins ? A: A pair of slippers. ... more
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| Q: Whats the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? A: Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose. ... more
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| Q: Whats yellow and always points to the north? A: A magnetic banana. ... more
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| Q: Whats yellow and flashes? A: A banana with a loose connection. ... more
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| Q: Whats yellow and writes? A: A ball-point banana. ... more
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| Q: Why are bananas never lonely? A: Because they hang around in bunches. ... more
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| Q: Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? A: Oh, its all right. I know whats inside. ... more
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| Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune? A: Because he couldnt find a date. ... more
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| Q: Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? A: He kept throwing the bent bananas away. ... more
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| Q: Why dont bananas snore? A: Because they dont want to wake up the rest of the bunch. ... more
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| Q: Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? A: Because if you dont C sharp youll B flat. ... more
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| The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.... more
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| Theyre not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because theyre long enough already. ... more
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