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| A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. Im all p... more
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| A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin... more
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| A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family... more
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| A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip," said the scout, "Mum had only... more
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| Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping... more
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| Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But thats the tenth one Ive given you tonight! Yes, but the bab... more
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| Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. "Say," said Dewey, "Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin ta night schoo... more
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| Did you hear about Mrs Dimwits new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because i... more
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| Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didnt push the pram - she pulled it.... more
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| Do you like your new baby sister? Shes all right. Do you play with her? No, and we cant even send her back because shes... more
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| Doctor, doctor, my babys swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.... more
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| Fred: My mums having a new baby. Drew: Whats wrong with the old one?... more
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| How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.... more
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| How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didnt take it far enough into the woods.... more
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| How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.... more
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| How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.... more
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| How does a baby ghost cry?"Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!"... more
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| I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didnt say whether its a boy or girl. So I dont know if Im an... more
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| I see the babys nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Cant you think of... more
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| It cant go on! It cant go on! What cant go on? This babys vest ? its too small for me.... more
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| Knock knock. Whos there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby not.... more
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| Knock knock. Whos there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is tonight?... more
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Baby !Baby who ?Baby love, my baby love.... !... more
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| Little Johnny s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived... more
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| Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib?Daughter: You told me to change the baby.... more
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| Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "... more
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| Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I dont think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their b... more
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| Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, thats right. Well, I dont blame God for chucking her out.... more
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| My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as hes healthy.... more
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| Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They dont make Pampers small enough.... more
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