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| "Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you."THIS MEANS:1. He doesn't feel the way he usually does... more
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| ***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY***********************************... more
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| Federal workers have had their pay frozen for two years.
The worst part is that the workers found out on Wiki... more
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| HOW TO ANNOY PEOPLE AT WORK........
- Ask people what sex they are.
- Put your garbage can on... more
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| Sam: What's Obama's administration about to do on the issue of Wikileaks?
Peter: I don't know. I'll read abou... more
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| A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain stops. On my desk, I have a work station...... more
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| A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling a great deal of money.The distributor noti... more
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| A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with hi... more
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| A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their hands and knees in one of the flower beds. He goe... more
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| A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game. During the game the guys notice the girl knew just as... more
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| A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products.At the first stop, he is shown the machine th... more
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| A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard as he could, but still he could only chop do... more
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| A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife: "Honey, I got a new secretary. And imagine what happened! S... more
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| A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work. The little girl asks, "I saw you in your offic... more
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| A man goes to his bank manager and says "I'd like to start a small business how do I go about it?"The bank manager leans... more
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| A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. The woman immediately goes into her sup... more
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| A man was being interviewed for a job. "Were you in the service?" ask the interviewer. "Yes, I was a marine," responded... more
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| A man was interviewing for a sales representative. One candidate wouldhave been ideal for the position except that he ha... more
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| A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee's application and notices that the man has neverwo... more
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| A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is told he has to get rid of one employee in hi... more
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| A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a cha... more
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| A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins to feel sick after a few years on... more
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| A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made "Tickle me Elmo dolls". It was Friday and almost q... more
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| A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of the theater during the opening nite of a musical... more
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| A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfa... more
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| A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake a... more
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| After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing a king-size hangover and asked his wife, "Wh... more
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| After working together for a while, Dick and Jane's office romance blossomed, and they really developed the hots for... more
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| An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor."Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "H... more
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| Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still around. You could readmagazines and... more
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