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| How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants ! ... more
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| what did the pink panther say to the ant when he walked passed?
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| What do you call a 100 year old ant ? An antique ! ... more
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| What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater ! ... more
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| What do you call a smart ant ? Elegant ! ... more
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| What do you call an ant from overseas ? Impartant ... more
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| What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants ! ... more
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| What do you call an ant who cant play the piano ? Discordant ! ... more
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| What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant ! ... more
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| What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ? Your great-ant ! ... more
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| What do you call an ant who skips school ? A truant ! ... more
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| What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?... more
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| What do you call an ant with frogs legs ? An antphibian ! ... more
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| What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics ! ... more
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| What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant ! ... more
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| What is smaller than an ants dinner ? An ants mouth ! ... more
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| What kind of ant can you colour with ? A crayant ! ... more
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| What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant ! ... more
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| What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants ! ... more
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| What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics ! ... more
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| Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants ! ... more
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| Where do ants go to eat ? At a restaurant ! ... more
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| Who is the most famous French ant ? Napoleant ! ... more
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| Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert Antstein ! ... more
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| Why did the ant-elope ? Nobody gnu ! ... more
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| Why dont anteaters get sick ? Because they are full of antibodies! ... more
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