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|- What is an addiction to dance called?
- Dependance.... more|
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|- What would be the title of a comic about 4 ultras?
- "Fanatic Four".... more|
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Fowl humor. You're right the joke is older than everyone you know, unless you know someone who's at least 164 years o... more
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How do you tune a piano?
You can't, you tuna fish!lol!... more
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Joe: What is House Sex?
James: When you are newly married and have sex in every room of your house.... more
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One day a teacher said to his student bring the answers to the following of my questions tomorrow.
1)who is the p... more
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Q: Are men like diplomas?
A: Yes, for you spend time enough getting one, but once you have it, you don't know... more
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Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?
A: It changes their blood type.... more
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Q: How are woman and a hurricane alike?
A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they... more
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Q: How are women and tornadoes alike?
A: Both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they lea... more
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Q: How can you tell when a plane is full of actors?
A: When the engine stops, the whining continues.... more
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Q: How do you infuse IPL principles into the domain of academics?
A: Introduce cheerleaders to cheer for ever... more
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Q: How do you know if a man is lying?
A: His lips are moving!... more
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Q: How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A: Call her and tell her.... more
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Q: How do you save a man from drowning?
A: Take your foot off his head.... more
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Q: How does a cricketer describe a pin-up-girl?
A: No cover, no extra cover, two silly points and two fine le... more
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Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.... more
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Q: How is a hospital gown like insurance?
A: You're never covered as much you think you are.... more
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Q: How is a man different from a woman when they turn 40?
A: The latter dreams of having children and the for... more
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Q: How is a man like a microwave oven?
A: Just another thing that heats up instantly and goes off in 20 secon... more
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Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one. They don't like to share a spotlight.q__how_many_actors_does_it_take_to_change_a_lig.html' class='morelink'>more
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Q: Is there any similarity between dinosaurs and decent girls?
A: YES: both don't exist.... more
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Q: What did the Robort say to his new bride?
A: We are wired up now baby!... more
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Q: What do cannibal tax advisers do after their official office dinner?
A: Toast their clients!... more
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Q: What do condoms and cameras have in common?
A: They both capture the moment.... more
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Q: What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?
A: No ball room.... more
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
A: Tyrannosaurus Tex.... more
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.... more
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Q: What do you call a woman who aspires to be equal to a man?
A: Hopelessly unambitious.... more
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Q: What do you call a woman who works like a man?
A: LAZY!... more