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| "I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.""Bullshit, watch this...Rover sit! Oh dear, you're right... more
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| "What's the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine," the society matron asked the zoo... more
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| (Little Pig squirms.)
Teacher: Do you need to use the restroom?
Little Pig: No. I go wee-wee all the way home!... more
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| 1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and guard her. 3. He should... more
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| 1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.2. The Bears exhibit is nothing more than the... more
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| 9. E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy." 8. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard. 7. You find you've been subsc... more
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| Once there were 3 elephants, who were stranded on a deserted island In Palau.
Oneday, Ralph, The oldest among... more
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| The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Collie come... more
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| A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops out. He says "I will... more
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| A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when his pooch lifts his... more
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| A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes the dogs leash & starts swinging it around & around... more
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| A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the d... more
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| A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man's leg. Bending down,... more
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| A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the middle of the store, pick... more
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| A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm in arm in arm in arm...... more
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| A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of... more
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| A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a dog with a basket in its jaws comes pushing through t... more
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| A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his... more
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| A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and... more
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| A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take g... more
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| A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He walks up to the meat case and calmly sits there... more
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| A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry trees.What's the loudest noise in... more
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| A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we don't have any bread[After a few minutes]Duck: Yo... more
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| A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,"Gotany fresh fruit?""No.""Got any fresh vegetables?""No. We have... more
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| A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn't s... more
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| A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen on sad days. He's letting them hang around fo... more
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| A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The young rooster walks over to the... more
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| A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the priest he's been having sexual intercourse w... more
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| A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and wrote, "Woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..w... more
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| A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them. "What's your name?" she asks the first. To her surprise,... more
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