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| A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady ans... more
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| Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows?Its the VCRdvard... more
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| How do ants hide from aardvarks?They disguise themselves as uncles!... more
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| How do you define an aardvark?Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!... more
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| How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!... more
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| Ive got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I dont really know. Ive heard it growling, it doesnt sound very... more
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| Read more Aardvark jokes... more
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| Read more Accountant jokes... more
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| Read more Ant jokes... more
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| Read more Apple jokes... more
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| Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that... more
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| What are the aardvarks favorite Beatles songs?Its Been an Aards Days Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!... more
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| What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?Snout about!... more
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| What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant?If you cant beat em, eat em!... more
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| What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?Is that your final ant, sir!... more
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| What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?A snout bout!... more
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| What do you call a pickled aardvark?A jarredvark!... more
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| What do you call a Polish aardvark?A Polaark!... more
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| What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark?A hardvark!... more
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| What do you call a three-footed aardvark?A yardvark!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark astronaut?A starredvark!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber?A darthvark!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?A lardvark!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?A guardvark!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?A cardvark!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?A bardvark!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark thats been thrown out of a pub?A barredvark!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark thats good at golf?A paredvark!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark thats just lost a fight?A vark!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark thats just won a fight?A well aardvark!... more
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