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| | Category: Children Jokes  | | A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, "What's theproblem, Carol? I hope it's not homework again.""Well,... more
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1. | Category: Blonde Jokes  | | (Q) Why don't blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip thier teeth!!!Sent by T.L.Glenn... more
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2. | Category: Blonde Jokes | | A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So Vikki mounts the horse, taps its butt, and th... more
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3. | Category: Blonde Jokes | | A blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor told her that he had to report all gunshot wou... more
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4. | Category: Blonde Jokes | | (This joke requires the use a small visual. I'll describe the visualfirst, then as I tell the joke I'll cue you when to... more
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5. | Category: Blonde Jokes | | How do you break a blonde's nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!... more
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6. | Category: Blonde Jokes | | Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after just a few years, t... more
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7. | Category: Business Jokes | | "The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even triple. You're gonna pay two to thre... more
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8. | Category: Business Jokes | | A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didn't your company hi... more
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9. | Category: Christmas Jokes | | T'was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute knowledge. Most were... more
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10. | Category: Christmas Jokes | | Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was stirrin', Cuz I had a gun unda da pilla.Wh... more
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11. | Category: Comedian Jokes | | I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did it as a warning to the other organs in my body to... more
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12. | Category: Computer Jokes | | 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except father's mouse. The comp... more
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13. | Category: Dirty Jokes | | Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common? A)They are both meat substitutes!!!! ... more
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14. | Category: Dirty Jokes | | Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do... more
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15. | Category: Dirty Jokes | | The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't understand why you... more
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| | 1. | Category: Answer me this jokes  | | Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?
A: It changes their blood type.... more
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| | 2. | Category: Kids Jokes | | Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son: not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.... more
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| | 3. | Category: Answer me this jokes | | Q: Is there any similarity between dinosaurs and decent girls?
A: YES: both don't exist.... more
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| | 4. | Category: Answer me this jokes | | Q: Why did God create man before woman?
A: Because he didn't want anyone to nag him.... more
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| | 5. | Category: Answer me this jokes | | Q: Why are men like Bank Accounts?
A: Because they are only useful when they are loaded.... more
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| | 6. | Category: Humor jokes | | You know you are also an engineer when...
If you have more toys than your kids.... more
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| | 7. | Category: Old age jokes | | You Know you are old when....................
It takes twice as long to look half as good.... more
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| | 8. | Category: Old age jokes | | You Know you are old when....................
A passing funeral procession pauses to see if you need a lift.... more
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| | 9. | Category: Answer me this jokes | | Q: What is the next thing that a guy does after winning an argument with his girlfriend?
APOLOGISE... more
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| | 10. | Category: Marriage jokes | | Husband: One day you will lose your hair, your teeth, your strength, but not your looks.
Wife: Why?
Husband: Because w... more
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| | 11. | Category: Old age jokes | | You Know you are old when....................
you and your teeth don't sleep together.... more
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| | 12. | Category: Humor jokes | | Lisa: Don't you think a little common sense would prevent several divorces?
Joe: Why? I am sure that it would keep peop... more
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| | 13. | Category: Business jokes | | The Vacuum Cleaner CEO
The CEO of a Vacuum Cleaner company was impatient with the poor job his salespeople were doing,... more
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| | 14. | Category: Humor jokes | | Man sends an SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later, he begins to dance and call his friends over! Why?
He got a... more
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| | 15. | Category: College jokes | | Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: My dad asked me to take our cow to the bull.
Teacher: Can't your father do it?
St... more
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