1. | Category: April Fools Jokes  | | When I was in junior high school my mother played a good trick on my father. She was always an early riser (as in 5:00 a... more
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2. | Category: Business Jokes | | 1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3. If it whistles, ignore it.4. If it's a friend, sto... more
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3. | Category: Business Jokes | | A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didn't your company hi... more
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4. | Category: Dirty Jokes | | It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the... more
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5. | Category: Dirty Jokes | | Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called o... more
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6. | Category: Dirty Jokes | | What's the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the light on. ... more
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7. | Category: Dirty Jokes | | Grandpa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grandpa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into the ground. "You... more
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8. | Category: Dirty Jokes | | One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with her. She says, "Sure son, but don't look up and don't look down.... more
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9. | Category: Dirty Jokes | | A guy's car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for a hotel to stay in while he waits for his car to be fixe... more
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10. | Category: Dirty Jokes | | What's an Australian kiss? The same thing as a French kiss, only down under! ... more
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11. | Category: Dirty Jokes | | A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she... more
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12. | Category: Irish Jokes | | "And how's yer wife, Pat?" "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, she's too weak t' be dangerous a... more
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13. | Category: Military Jokes | | A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special st... more
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14. | Category: Military Jokes | | British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports). The form used for R... more
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15. | Category: Relationships Jokes | | When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.... more
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1. | Category: Blonde jokes  | | one day theres is a comdominium on fire there is 2 blonde in there and 1 started shouting S.O.S but one one came so they... more
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2. | Category: Dirty jokes  | | One day a cruise ship capsised and only 3 men survived . And they hold on each a wood plank and floated to an island. A... more
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3. | Category: Yo mama jokes | | YO MAMAS SO STUPID SHE HAD YOU!... more
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4. | Category: Dirty jokes | | There was this guy who invited his girlfriend for dinner.after dinner he was prepared to screw her but he had no condom.... more
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5. | Category: Marriage jokes | | Husband: Did you have any boyfriend before marriage?
Wife remains silent.
Husband: You had NONE?
Wife: I am sti... more
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6. | Category: Humor jokes | | Mother: Jane, I think we should talk about sex.
Jane: Yes mom, what do you want to know?... more
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7. | Category: Humor jokes | | Teacher: What is common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavir and Guru Nanak?
Student: Alll of them were born on HOLIDAYS!... more
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8. | Category: Humor jokes | | James & John went for a drive.
James: Look out of the window, are the indicators working?
John: Yes-No, Yes-No, Ye... more
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9. | Category: Humor jokes | | Jame's wife dies.
He is calm but his wife's lover is crying.
Finally, James consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I wil... more
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10. | Category: Humor jokes | | James: The ship is sinking! How far is the land?
John: 2 Kms.
James jumps into the sea.
James: Now, which directi... more
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11. | Category: Humor jokes | | Q: What should be in a book to make it bestseller?
A: A girl on the cover and No cover on the girl.... more
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12. | Category: Humor jokes | | John: I swallowed a key 3 months back.
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
John: I was using the duplicate key.... more
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13. | Category: Women jokes | | What are 3 words a woman never wants to hear while making love?
I am home.... more
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14. | Category: Humor jokes | | Q: Where did James sit for an Entrance Exam?
A: Near the door.... more
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15. | Category: Humor jokes | | Dress code for a party: BLACK TIES ONLY.
James was surprised to see that other guests were wearing suits as well.... more
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