| 1. | Category: Dumb Jokes  |
| A "tourist," supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter. While making idle chatter, the customs... more
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| 2. | Category: Foreigners Jokes |
| A 10 pm curfew was imposed in Belfast.Everybody had to be off the streets or risk being shot. However one citizen was... more
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| 3. | Category: Dumb Jokes |
| A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory straps (the stretchy little ropes with... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more
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| 5. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia received a one-day suspension under his elementary schools drug policy last week... more
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| 6. | Category: Dirty Jokes  |
| A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old girl. "Really?" said... more
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| 7. | Category: Baby jokes  |
| A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. Im all p... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer Jokes |
| A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "y... more
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| 9. | Category: Situations Jokes |
| A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun. He yells tot... more
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| 10. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a checkup. "Remember," the doctor said, "dont get ex... more
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| 11. | Category: Animal Jokes |
| A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops out. He says "I will... more
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| 12. | Category: Medicine Jokes |
| A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She's laid on a trolley bed by a lady ina white dress and b... more
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| 13. | Category: Medicine Jokes |
| A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professional... more
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| 14. | Category: Science Jokes |
| A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:"I can lick any man in the place!"The nearest customer looks him up and... more
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| 15. | Category: Science Jokes |
| A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar oneevening and said to the bartender "Give everyone a drink... more
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| 16. | Category: Science Jokes |
| A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone evening and said to the bartender "Give everyone a drink... more
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| 17. | Category: Relationships Jokes |
| A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, "Com... more
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| 18. | Category: Farmer Jokes |
| A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missi... more
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| 19. | Category: Religious Jokes |
| A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missi... more
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| 20. | Category: Farmer jokes |
| A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more
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| 21. | Category: Lawyer jokes |
| A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more
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| 22. | Category: Hunting jokes |
| A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in the middle of the jungle and stared at it surprise."Youre extinct," he said.... more
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| 23. | Category: Relationships Jokes |
| A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs... more
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| 24. | Category: Hunting jokes |
| A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs a... more
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| 25. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program. The new r... more
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| 26. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| A biologist had been working on a remote research project in the Amazon jungle. Upon his return to the States, he came d... more
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| 27. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it dow... more
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| 28. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had to jump off a high divin... more
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| 29. | Category: Ethnic Jokes  |
| A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder...thebartender looks up and says " where the hell did you... more
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| 30. | Category: Blonde Jokes  |
| A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"In a hushed voice, the guy next to him sa... more
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