| 1. | Category: Dead and dying jokes  |
| Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortun... more
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| 2. | Category: Situations Jokes |
| Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?... more
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| 3. | Category: Children Jokes |
| Vicar: Whats that you're doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy: Blows 'e... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Victim (to mugger): But my watch isnt any good, it only has sentimental value.Mugger: Thats all right. Im sentimental.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer Jokes |
| Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe email system. If you get an ema... more
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| 6. | Category: Relationships Jokes |
| Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, "I want you to help me get a divorce. The Lawyer says OK, what are your gro... more
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| 7. | Category: Celebrities Jokes |
| Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby."This," she said, "I suppose, is one of tho... more
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| 8. | Category: Cowboy jokes |
| Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them? Cowboy: No we just l... more
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| 9. | Category: Money jokes |
| Visitor: Youre very quiet, Jennifer.Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.... more
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| 10. | Category: Religious Jokes |
| Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: "what's this?" - A really crappy way to sp... more
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| 11. | Category: At Work Jokes |
| Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don't call you just because they want to giveyou somet... more
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