| 1. | Category: Christmas Jokes  |
| T'was the Internet Night Before Christmas'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker's... more
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| 2. | Category: Christmas Jokes |
| T'was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute knowledge. Most were... more
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| 3. | Category: College jokes |
| Tad answered the Tennessee State frat house phone. "Hi," said the voice, "this is Rollie. Come on over, were having a re... more
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| 4. | Category: Parent jokes |
| Tad looked up from the book on ancient history he was reading and asked his father, "Pop, whats a millennium?" "Well," h... more
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| 5. | Category: Food Jokes |
| Taipei, Taiwan (AP) - Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal can now go a step further - eat the plate.Ch... more
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| 6. | Category: Business Jokes |
| Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan's well-oiled economic machine. It's only a mater... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer Jokes |
| Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan's well-oiled economic machine. It's only a mater... more
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| 8. | Category: Judge jokes |
| Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of... more
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| 9. | Category: Parent jokes |
| Talbot and his son James were called to Mrs. Cren-shaws classroom. "Mr. Talbot," said the teacher, "I asked James Who sh... more
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| 10. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Taming Wild Cats by Claude Face... more
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| 11. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Tape Recording for Beginners by Cass Ette... more
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| 12. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Tarzan was tired when he came home."What have you been doing", asked Jane."Chasing a herd of elephants on vines""Really... more
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| 13. | Category: Aviation Jokes |
| Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait,... more
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| 14. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait,... more
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| 15. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait,... more
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| 16. | Category: Lawyer Jokes |
| Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent defendant. The judge... more
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| 17. | Category: Legal Jokes |
| Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent defendant. The judge... more
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| 18. | Category: Children Jokes |
| Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad's do for a living.Little Mary says: "My Dad is a lawyer. He puts the... more
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| 19. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Teacher: "Name six wild animals"Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"... more
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| 20. | Category: History jokes |
| Teacher: "What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?" Student: "Baseballs." Teacher: "Baseballs?" Student: "Y... more
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| 21. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?"Pupil:"You dont have to find them, theyre too big to lose !"... more
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| 22. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Teacher: "Who built the first American car?" Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims?" Student: "Yeah, they made... more
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| 23. | Category: Internet jokes |
| Teacher: Dont forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions.Pupil: Its not the questions... more
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| 24. | Category: Letter jokes |
| Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with "I." Fred: I is . . . Teacher: No, Fred. You must always say "I am." Fred... more
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| 25. | Category: Children Jokes |
| Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny: I get up early.... more
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| 26. | Category: Hair and bald jokes |
| Teacher: I see you dont cut your hair any longer. Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.... more
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| 27. | Category: Travel and tourist jokes |
| Teacher: Id like a room, please. Hotel Receptionist: Single, Sir? Teacher: Yes, but I am engaged.... more
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| 28. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?Pupil: Thats not fair!You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!... more
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| 29. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?Girl: One - the dead one!... more
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| 30. | Category: Food jokes |
| Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear.... more
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