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1.   Category: Weather jokes  0 stars
Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather? A) Hes got bugs on his teeth.... more

2.   Category: Dirty Jokes  5 stars
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?

A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!

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3.   Category: Car and train jokes  0 stars
Q) Whats worse than raining buckets?A) Hailing taxis!... more

4.   Category: Blonde Jokes  0 stars
Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?A. It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.... more

5.   Category: Animal Jokes  0 stars
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But I have no idea how they get in there.... more

6.   Category: Science Jokes  0 stars
Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?................A. Speed bumps... more

7.   Category: Political Jokes  0 stars
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. "Come on you lot, have you not got any homes to go to?"... more

8.   Category: Firefighter jokes  0 stars
Q. A fireman had two sons. What did he name them?

A. Hosea and Hoseb

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9.   Category: Rabbit jokes  0 stars
Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!... more

10.   Category: Women Jokes  0 stars
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.... more

11.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.... more

12.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of th... more

13.   Category: Men Jokes  0 stars
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He's Breathing.... more

14.   Category: Religious Jokes  0 stars
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When he goes to confession, he takes a lawyer with hi... more

15.   Category: Blind jokes  0 stars
Q. How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron.

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16.   Category: Blind jokes  0 stars
Q. How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

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17.   Category: Firefighter jokes  0 stars
Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder?

A. You dont get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck._a_.html' class='morelink'>more

18.   Category: Children Jokes  0 stars
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest them!.... more

19.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You dont have to be very good to get peoples attenti... more

20.   Category: College jokes  0 stars
Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?A. Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research gran... more

21.   Category: Dance jokes  0 stars
Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

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22.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe... more

23.   Category: Relationships Jokes  0 stars
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap an iron in it.... more

24.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap an iron in it.... more

25.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New Jersey... more

26.   Category: Political Jokes  0 stars
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.'s? A. Drool.... more

27.   Category: Weather jokes  0 stars
Q. What did one tornado say to the other? A. "Lets twist again, like we did last summer...."... more

28.   Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
Q. What did Snow white say when her photos didnt come back from the photo store?A. "Some day my prints will come!"... more

29.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool.... more

30.   Category: Cannibal jokes  0 stars
Q. What did the cannibals wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder.... more







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