| 1. | Category: Situations Jokes  |
| Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. "Paddy," says Murphy, "I've got a problem.""What's the matter?" replies Paddy"Oi'v... more
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| 2. | Category: Ethnic Jokes |
| Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked him what it was like."Australia's a... more
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| 3. | Category: At Work Jokes |
| Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and an... more
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| 4. | Category: Irish Jokes |
| Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him a strong lecture about drink. He said, "If yo... more
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| 5. | Category: Irish Jokes |
| Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a friend of his, pulled him over. "What's wrong,... more
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| 6. | Category: Ethnic Jokes |
| Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by. "Help!" Paddy shouted, "Oi'm sinkin'!"... more
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| 7. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Pain and Sorryby Anne Guish... more
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| 8. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?""Because they are drawing-rooms, my son."... more
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| 9. | Category: Relationships Jokes |
| Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, "Where ya going boy?"The son smiled and replied, "I'm a-going courting... more
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| 10. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Parachute Jumping by Hugo Furst... more
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| 11. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Pardon me for a moment, please," said the dentist to the victim, "but before beginning this work I must have my drill.""... more
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| 12. | Category: Mom/Dad Jokes |
| Parent's Dictionary of Meanings: DUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. FEEDBACK: th... more
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| 13. | Category: Blonde Jokes |
| Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of M&Ms and ask her to alphabetize them. Part II: Why does t... more
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| 14. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Part of a Flight Attendants arrival announcement: "Wed like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next t... more
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| 15. | Category: Elderly Jokes |
| Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said... more
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| 16. | Category: Telephone jokes |
| Party Host: Hello? Phone Caller: Im trying to reach a Ms. Nidiot. Her first name is Ima. Could you please ask if anybody... more
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| 17. | Category: Cow jokes |
| Pas being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera!... more
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| 18. | Category: Bus jokes |
| Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Cond... more
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| 19. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform y... more
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| 20. | Category: Irish Jokes |
| Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?" Pat said, "Well, I have and I have... more
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| 21. | Category: Irish Jokes |
| Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?" Pat said, "Well, I have and I have... more
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| 22. | Category: Irish Jokes |
| Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: "Mick! I lost me finger!" "Have y... more
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| 23. | Category: Irish Jokes |
| Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a bit on the warm side, the wake was held down to only two d... more
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| 24. | Category: Doctor Jokes |
| Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.... more
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| 25. | Category: Doctor and nurse jokes |
| Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.... more
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| 26. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth straightened?" "Twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the door.Dentist... more
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| 27. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someones mouth."Dentist: "I just think of it as having my... more
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| 28. | Category: Medicine Jokes |
| Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) 'Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: 'Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown'.... more
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| 29. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth?Dentist: Dont smile in a bad neighborhood.... more
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| 30. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction.Young dentist: Dont worry, its my first extrac... more
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