| 1. | Category: Medicine Jokes  |
| Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't.Stick his bill up his ass.... more
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| 2. | Category: Pig jokes |
| Name the pigs favorite Shakespeare play. Hamlet.... more
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| 3. | Category: Burger jokes |
| Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world?Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-os Burger King!... more
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| 4. | Category: Elderly Jokes |
| Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people's home. Nancy & Betty thought Jim & Tom weren't getting enough excit... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer Jokes |
| NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn?t return to Earth.The first applica... more
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| 6. | Category: Weather jokes |
| Nate: "Hey, whats the weather like out there?" Kate: "I dont know. Ill tell you when it clears."... more
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| 7. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Neck Exercises by G. Rarff... more
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| 8. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Ned: Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night ! Ed: You were? What did you do ? Ned: I took a bath ! ... more
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| 9. | Category: Salesmen jokes |
| Ned: What does your Dad sell ? Ed: Salt. Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too. Ed: Shake. ... more
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| 10. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Neighbour: Havent I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off.... more
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| 11. | Category: Book title jokes |
| Never Give Up! by Percy Vere... more
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| 12. | Category: Business Jokes |
| Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone wants to talk whenever you're ready.Don't sit dow... more
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| 13. | Category: Humor jokes |
| New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes.Old camper: Thats right. These mosquitoes come from the camp... more
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| 14. | Category: Political Jokes |
| New Chemical Element Discovered The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered byinvestigators at... more
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| 15. | Category: Women Jokes |
| NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more or less) Physical Proper... more
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| 16. | Category: Science Jokes |
| New scientific theories2nd RunnerUp- The 'Why Yawning Is Contagious' Theory: You yawnto equalize the pressure on your e... more
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| 17. | Category: Science Jokes |
| New scientific theories3rd RunnerUp- Communist China is technologically underdevelopedbecause they have no alphabet. Th... more
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| 18. | Category: Science Jokes |
| New scientific theories4th RunnerUp-- The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation. Just as a figure skate... more
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| 19. | Category: Science Jokes |
| New scientific theoriesGRAND PRIZE WINNER: When a cat is dropped, it ALWAYS lands on itsfeet; and when toast is dropped... more
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| 20. | Category: Science Jokes |
| New scientific theoriesHONORABLE MENTION: The quantity of consonants in the Englishlanguage is absolutely constant. If... more
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| 21. | Category: Science Jokes |
| New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number of pickup trucks fir... more
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| 22. | Category: Gender Jokes |
| New Summer Seminars for WomenThe Auto Hood Release, What Is It And Why Is It There Life Beyond Shoes Money, The Non-Rene... more
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| 23. | Category: School Jokes |
| New University Promos It was clear that one day the Ivy League would grow desperate. The the average tuition (per y... more
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| 24. | Category: Festival Jokes |
| NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU'RE A NERD: 16. I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh...... more
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| 25. | Category: Parent jokes |
| NEWS ITEM. Kidnappers grabbed a little boy and two days later sent him home with a ransom note. His parents immediately... more
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| 26. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is orange and 9ft tall, and the other green and yellow and... more
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| 27. | Category: Computer Jokes |
| NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to "Moft" -- which will clear up space on user's ha... more
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| 28. | Category: Sport Jokes |
| NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the win column, fans usually assign a more appro... more
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| 29. | Category: Bath jokes |
| Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally. ... more
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| 30. | Category: Dentist jokes |
| Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasnt. Teacher: Did he hurt you? Nigel: No, but he screamed... more
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