| 1. | Category: Food Jokes  |
| M&M's: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and rob... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer Jokes  |
| Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide... more
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| 3. | Category: Irish Jokes  |
| MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O'Bannon. While there he decided to do a bit of fishing. As he sat there on af... more
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| 4. | Category: Fishing jokes  |
| MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, OBannon. While there he decided to do a bit of fishing. As he sat there on aft... more
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| 5. | Category: Humor jokes  |
| Mad men are given a test to prove they are getting normal their teacher draws a door on the wall and orders them to go o... more
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| 6. | Category: Relationships Jokes  |
| Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, "My wife isn't as much fun as she used to be."The marriage counselor sa... more
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| 7. | Category: Christmas Jokes  |
| Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!... more
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| 8. | Category: Christmas Jokes  |
| Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to check out Verdi good bargains are, can sti... more
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| 9. | Category: Book title jokes  |
| Making Snacksby San Widge... more
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| 10. | Category: Book title jokes  |
| Making the Least of Life by Minnie Mumm... more
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| 11. | Category: Book title jokes  |
| Making the Most of Life by Maxie Mumm... more
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| 12. | Category: Book title jokes  |
| Making Weatherproof Clothes by Ranier Day... more
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| 13. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| Mama bear to Papa bear:"Well... You might call it hibernating -- I call it goofing off."... more
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| 14. | Category: Pig jokes  |
| Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. Its called a garbage compactor.... more
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| 15. | Category: Pig jokes  |
| Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. Its called a garbage compactor.... more
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| 16. | Category: Ethnic Jokes  |
| Man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to talk to you about it."The Rabbi asked, "... more
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| 17. | Category: Situations Jokes  |
| Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up in the morning with abloody condom hanging out of your arse, would you te... more
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| 18. | Category: Dumb Jokes  |
| Man Killed Repairing Truck - April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette -- James Burns, 34, of Alamo, Mich., was killed in March as... more
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| 19. | Category: Birthday jokes  |
| Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Dont you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"... more
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| 20. | Category: Gender Jokes  |
| Man says to God: "Why did you make woman so beautiful?"God says: "So you would love her." Man says to God: "But God, Why... more
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| 21. | Category: Men Jokes  |
| Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk1 single... more
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| 22. | Category: Men Jokes  |
| Man walks into the Doctors office. "I have the results of your test and I'm afraid your going to die" Says the Doctor. T... more
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| 23. | Category: Banana jokes  |
| Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could cli... more
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| 24. | Category: Marriage Jokes  |
| Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.Marriage is a matter of... more
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| 25. | Category: Camping Jokes  |
| Many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the children very much, but couldn't t... more
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| 26. | Category: Fishing jokes  |
| Many years ago, a fishermans wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the children very much, but couldnt thi... more
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| 27. | Category: Book title jokes  |
| March Into Battleby Sally Forth... more
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| 28. | Category: Women Jokes  |
| Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later,... more
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| 29. | Category: Dumb Jokes  |
| Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of the King of Jordan. Mariah told CNN "I'm incons... more
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| 30. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held... more
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