| 1. | Category: Animal Jokes  |
| Laboratory Rabbit Freedom A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and br... more
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| 2. | Category: Celebrities Jokes |
| Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: "Oh dear, what happened to you?" Di answers: "I died i... more
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| 3. | Category: Ethnic Jokes |
| Language Trends of the FutureThere are consistent trends in the past evolution of languages, and inall likelihood they w... more
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| 4. | Category: Rabbit jokes |
| Lara Rabbit: Do you think thats Sophies natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure.... more
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| 5. | Category: Relationships Jokes  |
| Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany ...Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty... more
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| 6. | Category: Sport Jokes |
| Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding on fire. A lady is standing on a third... more
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| 7. | Category: Ethnic Jokes |
| Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20 story building. The first worker is... more
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| 8. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Last New Years Eve, one woman stood up at the local tavern and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midn... more
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| 9. | Category: Humor jokes |
| Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone !... more
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| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes |
| Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the world. What was I wearing ? ... more
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| 11. | Category: Letter jokes |
| Last night I wrote myself a letter. But I forgot to sign it and now I dont know who its from.... more
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| 12. | Category: Instrument Jokes |
| Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven's 9th symphony.However, it being quite hot, the players were... more
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| 13. | Category: Clinton jokes |
| Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they... more
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| 14. | Category: Relationships Jokes |
| Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee' called andvolunteered to come over and fix dinner and play n... more
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| 15. | Category: Computer Jokes |
| Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog, leaving very lit... more
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| 16. | Category: Computer Jokes |
| Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he upgraded... more
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| 17. | Category: Ethnic Jokes |
| Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled th... more
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| 18. | Category: Police Jokes |
| Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled th... more
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| 19. | Category: Medicine Jokes |
| Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,"I am Napoleon!"Another one said, "How do you know?"The first inm... more
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| 20. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he fr... more
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| 21. | Category: Police Jokes |
| Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he fr... more
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| 22. | Category: Bird jokes |
| Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he fr... more
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| 23. | Category: Political Jokes |
| Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give... more
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| 24. | Category: Children Jokes |
| Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his parents' bedroom. He got out of bed and wal... more
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| 25. | Category: Sport Jokes |
| LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since... more
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| 26. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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| 27. | Category: Lawyer Jokes |
| Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."Judge: "And what is the nat... more
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| 28. | Category: Lawyer Jokes |
| Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your am... more
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| 29. | Category: Lawyer Jokes |
| Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers do it until justice prevai... more
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| 30. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Learner driver: What happens when everythings coming your way? Instructor: Youre in the wrong lane.... more
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