1. | Category: Bar Jokes  | | A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to ano... more
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2. | Category: Bar Jokes | | There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-makin... more
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3. | Category: Blonde Jokes | | 51 DAYSA bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door burstsopen and in come four exuberant blond... more
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4. | Category: Business Jokes | | 1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3. If it whistles, ignore it.4. If it's a friend, sto... more
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5. | Category: Business Jokes | | A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didn't your company hi... more
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6. | Category: Christmas Jokes | | 'Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies that sneaked past my lips. Fudge brownies... more
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7. | Category: Computer Jokes | | 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except father's mouse. The comp... more
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8. | Category: Dirty Jokes | | Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common? A)They are both meat substitutes!!!! ... more
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9. | Category: Dirty Jokes | | Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister said that they would h... more
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10. | Category: Dirty Jokes | | Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called o... more
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11. | Category: Dirty Jokes | | Grandpa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grandpa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into the ground. "You... more
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12. | Category: Dirty Jokes | | One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with her. She says, "Sure son, but don't look up and don't look down.... more
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13. | Category: Dirty Jokes | | The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't understand why you... more
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14. | Category: Dirty Jokes | | A guy's car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for a hotel to stay in while he waits for his car to be fixe... more
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15. | Category: Dirty Jokes | | A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad man, every time I get... more
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1. | Category: Women jokes  | | Q:- Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
A:- The Mafia wants either your money or your life.
The Wife want... more
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2. | Category: Men jokes | | Q:- What is the only time a man thinks of candlelight dinner?
A:- When the power goes off!!... more
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3. | Category: Elephant jokes | | Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stomp out forest fires! Why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out flam... more
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4. | Category: Elephant jokes | | Why do elephants paint their toenails red? To hide in cherry trees! Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry... more
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5. | Category: Yo mama jokes  | | yo mama so black the only difrence betwen her and midnight is 7 pm... more
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6. | Category: Foreigners Jokes | | There were these three french guys that came to America.None of them new how to speak english,so the first french guy we... more
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7. | Category: Blind jokes | | OK there was a blind man. He knocked on a lady`s bathroom door. The ladie yelled "WHO IS IT?" then the man said "Blind m... more
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8. | Category: Women jokes | | your mama is fat that the milatary uses her underwear for parachutes... more
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9. | Category: Children jokes | | Johnny: I have to go to the restroom.
Teacher: First recite your a-b-c's.
Johnny:a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t... more
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10. | Category: Animal Jokes | | (Little Pig squirms.)
Teacher: Do you need to use the restroom?
Little Pig: No. I go wee-wee all the way home!... more
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11. | Category: Humor jokes | | A mother brought her child to school to register him. However, the child was only five and the age required was six. "I... more
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12. | Category: Yo mama jokes | | yo mama so dark when she gets out of the car the oil light comes on... more
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13. | Category: Dirty jokes | | one day there was a girl having sex with a mexican dude and her mom walk in on them and her mom said wat r u doing havig... more
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14. | Category: Fishing jokes | | he is so lousy in fishing that the worm that he attach on the fishing hook is still alive.... more
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15. | Category: Zoo jokes  | | a baby polar bear is captured and is about to be send to the zoo..but on the way there, the truck that carries it shake... more
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