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   Category: Doctor Jokes  0 stars
The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked. "Well, I, uh," s... more


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Category: Bar Jokes  5 stars
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to ano... more


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Category: Bar Jokes  5 stars
There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-makin... more


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Category: Blonde Jokes  5 stars
51 DAYSA bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door burstsopen and in come four exuberant blond... more


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Category: Business Jokes  5 stars
1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3. If it whistles, ignore it.4. If it's a friend, sto... more


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Category: Business Jokes  5 stars
A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didn't your company hi... more


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Category: Christmas Jokes  5 stars
'Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies that sneaked past my lips. Fudge brownies... more


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Category: Computer Jokes  5 stars
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except father's mouse. The comp... more


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Category: Dirty Jokes  5 stars
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?

A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!

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Category: Dirty Jokes  5 stars
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister said that they would h... more


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Category: Dirty Jokes  5 stars
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called o... more


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Category: Dirty Jokes  5 stars
Grandpa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grandpa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into the ground.

"You... more


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Category: Dirty Jokes  5 stars
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with her. She says, "Sure son, but don't look up and don't look down.... more


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Category: Dirty Jokes  5 stars
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy.

"I don't understand why you... more


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Category: Dirty Jokes  5 stars
A guy's car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for a hotel to stay in while he waits for his car to be fixe... more


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Category: Dirty Jokes  5 stars
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad man, every time I get... more

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Category: Women jokes  0 stars
Q:- Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? A:- The Mafia wants either your money or your life. The Wife want... more


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Q:- What is the only time a man thinks of candlelight dinner? A:- When the power goes off!!... more


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Category: Elephant jokes  5 stars
Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stomp out forest fires! Why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out flam... more


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Category: Elephant jokes  5 stars
Why do elephants paint their toenails red? To hide in cherry trees! Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry... more


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Category: Yo mama jokes  3 stars
yo mama so black the only difrence betwen her and midnight is 7 pm... more


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Category: Foreigners Jokes  0 stars
There were these three french guys that came to America.None of them new how to speak english,so the first french guy we... more


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OK there was a blind man. He knocked on a lady`s bathroom door. The ladie yelled "WHO IS IT?" then the man said "Blind m... more


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your mama is fat that the milatary uses her underwear for parachutes... more


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Category: Children jokes  5 stars
Johnny: I have to go to the restroom. Teacher: First recite your a-b-c's. Johnny:a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t... more


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Category: Animal Jokes  0 stars
(Little Pig squirms.) Teacher: Do you need to use the restroom? Little Pig: No. I go wee-wee all the way home!... more


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Category: Humor jokes  0 stars
A mother brought her child to school to register him. However, the child was only five and the age required was six. "I... more


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Category: Yo mama jokes  0 stars
yo mama so dark when she gets out of the car the oil light comes on... more


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Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
one day there was a girl having sex with a mexican dude and her mom walk in on them and her mom said wat r u doing havig... more


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Category: Fishing jokes  0 stars
he is so lousy in fishing that the worm that he attach on the fishing hook is still alive.... more


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Category: Zoo jokes  1 stars
a baby polar bear is captured and is about to be send to the zoo..but on the way there, the truck that carries it shake... more




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