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1. | Category: Bar Jokes  | | The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked, "What... more
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2. | Category: Bar Jokes | | A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, an... more
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3. | Category: Bar Jokes | | A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. I'm so mad, I... more
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4. | Category: Bar Jokes | | A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is twenty dollars plus... more
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5. | Category: Blonde Jokes | | On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requeste... more
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6. | Category: Blonde Jokes | | What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! they spelled MACY'S wrong.... more
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7. | Category: Blonde Jokes | | How do you confuse a blond?You don't, they're born that way.... more
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8. | Category: Blonde Jokes | | Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT... more
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9. | Category: Blonde Jokes | | Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first blonde said "These look like deer trac... more
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10. | Category: Blonde Jokes | | A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So Vikki mounts the horse, taps its butt, and th... more
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11. | Category: Blonde Jokes | | Q: What's the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking once you whack it.... more
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12. | Category: Blonde Jokes | | How do you break a blonde's nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!... more
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13. | Category: Blonde Jokes | | Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after just a few years, t... more
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14. | Category: Blonde Jokes | | Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.... more
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15. | Category: Business Jokes | | Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threate... more
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| | 1. | Category: Hunting jokes  | | A friend comes to your PARTY!
they are putting you of your food. Because there picking there nose and eating it you sa... more
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| | 2. | Category: Lawyer jokes | | One day an extremely well-dressed and successful lawyer was driving to a meeting when he found that the front left tire... more
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| | 3. | Category: Yo mama jokes | | Hey Kid Yo Mama's so fat she's greasier then a bacon sandwhich!... more
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| | 4. | Category: Dirty jokes | | First of all I would like to say that this is a remake of a joke I just done.
Why do Women shave between their legs?.... more
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| | 5. | Category: Dirty jokes | | Why do Women shave between their legs?..... Because Bush was F*&$ing every last one of them.... more
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| | 6. | Category: Dirty jokes | | Why did Saddam stop having sex with his wife?...... Because every time she open her legs all he could see was Bush all o... more
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| | 7. | Category: Dirty jokes | | Sex is like a bad car accident. Every time we are in the bedroom there's a crash with heavy body damage.... more
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| | 8. | Category: Teeth jokes | | Get back in the damn house!!!, I ain't talking to you miss I'm talking to your Teeth. All in somebody else conversation.... more
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| | 9. | Category: Dirty jokes | | Aawww Girl you are so sweet your name should have been "Now & Later". Get a little bit now and get a little bit later.... more
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| | 10. | Category: Yo mama jokes  | | yo mama so poor when the trash truck arrived she went with a shopping list and buggy!!!!!!
haha... more
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| | 11. | Category: Dirty jokes  | | Yo Mama is so fat when she got on the Scale the Scale said "Oh Sh*$, which way do I go, Which way do I go, Help I'm bein... more
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| | 12. | Category: Ghost jokes | | What spirit serves food on a plane?
An airline ghostess!... more
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| | 13. | Category: Religious jokes | | If you ever see a parson covered in spaghetti, it's probably the pastor!... more
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| | 14. | Category: Yo mama jokes | | Hey Kid, Your Mama better not ever do a crime, It would be too easy to describe her. Dollar General face and Dollar Tree... more
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| | 15. | Category: Blonde jokes | | There was a blonde redhead, and a brunette on a ship, the ship hit an iceburg and startd to sink, they decided to swim t... more
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