1. | Category: April Fools Jokes  | | When I was in junior high school my mother played a good trick on my father. She was always an early riser (as in 5:00 a... more
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2. | Category: Business Jokes | | 1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3. If it whistles, ignore it.4. If it's a friend, sto... more
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3. | Category: Business Jokes | | A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didn't your company hi... more
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4. | Category: Dirty Jokes | | It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the... more
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5. | Category: Dirty Jokes | | Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called o... more
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6. | Category: Dirty Jokes | | What's the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the light on. ... more
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7. | Category: Dirty Jokes | | One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with her. She says, "Sure son, but don't look up and don't look down.... more
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8. | Category: Dirty Jokes | | A guy's car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for a hotel to stay in while he waits for his car to be fixe... more
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9. | Category: Irish Jokes | | "And how's yer wife, Pat?" "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, she's too weak t' be dangerous a... more
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10. | Category: Military Jokes | | A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special st... more
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11. | Category: Military Jokes | | British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports). The form used for R... more
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12. | Category: Practical Jokes | | Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd? $ Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,1... more
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13. | Category: Yo Mama Jokes | | Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book! Yo mama so flat she's jeal... more
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14. | Category: Yo Mama Jokes | | Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license! Yo mama... more
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15. | Category: At Work Jokes | | Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was my birthday, and I thought,"I'm another year... more
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1. | Category: Car and train jokes | | A highly successful young executive received a promotion and decided to reward himself with a new car.
When the dignif... more
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2. | Category: Marriage jokes  | | My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.... more
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3. | Category: Marriage jokes | | You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.... more
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4. | Category: Marriage jokes | | The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...... more
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5. | Category: Marriage jokes | | Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.... more
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6. | Category: Women jokes | | "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."... more
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7. | Category: Women jokes | | "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candleli... more
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8. | Category: Women jokes | | Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.... more
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9. | Category: At Work Jokes | | A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of the theater during the opening nite of a musical... more
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10. | Category: At Work Jokes | | Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about what a fun time she had. Sh... more
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11. | Category: At Work Jokes | | Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked long and hard to put her boyfriend through col... more
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12. | Category: At Work Jokes | | Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was my birthday, and I thought,"I'm another year... more
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13. | Category: At Work Jokes | | The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet all incoming trains and announce at the depot in a... more
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14. | Category: At Work Jokes | | Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threate... more
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15. | Category: At Work Jokes | | God Meets BureaucracyIn the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was facedwith a class action suit for... more
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