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Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?If they squirted it through their tails, itd be very difficult to aim.... more


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Category: Blonde Jokes  5 stars
51 DAYSA bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door burstsopen and in come four exuberant blond... more


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(Q) Why don't blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip thier teeth!!!Sent by T.L.Glenn... more


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A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So Vikki mounts the horse, taps its butt, and th... more


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(This joke requires the use a small visual. I'll describe the visualfirst, then as I tell the joke I'll cue you when to... more


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Category: Business Jokes  5 stars
1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3. If it whistles, ignore it.4. If it's a friend, sto... more


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Category: Business Jokes  5 stars
"The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even triple. You're gonna pay two to thre... more


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A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didn't your company hi... more


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Category: Christmas Jokes  5 stars
T'was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute knowledge. Most were... more


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Category: Christmas Jokes  5 stars
Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was stirrin', Cuz I had a gun unda da pilla.Wh... more


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Category: Computer Jokes  5 stars
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except father's mouse. The comp... more


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Category: Dirty Jokes  5 stars
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?

A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!

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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called o... more


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Category: Dirty Jokes  5 stars
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy.

"I don't understand why you... more


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Category: Dirty Jokes  5 stars
What's an Australian kiss?

The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!

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Category: Ethnic Jokes  5 stars
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a tour of a reservation, she asked... more

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Category: Marriage jokes  5 stars
Bachelor: According to a survey, married man lives longer than a single man. Married Man: But married men are lot more... more


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Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
One good way to reduce alcohol consumption: Before Marriage drink whenever you are sad: after marriage drink whenever yo... more


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Marriage puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.... more


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In love you go to bed early. After marriage, you go to sleep early.... more


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Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
Q: How do you get a group of lawyers to smile for a picture? A: Just say "FEES!"... more


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Meaning of marriage for a women: Sacrificing the admiration of many men for the criticism of one man!... more


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Q: Which type of women wear revealing clothes? A: Those who do not have confidence in the imaginative power of men!... more


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A tactful wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband cannot afford another women!... more


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Doctor: Your husband needs rest, take these sleeping pills. Lady: Oh thank you so much, when do i give these to him?... more


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Q: What is the difference between a new husband and a dog? A: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you!... more


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Boy: From the day you became my friend, I am unable to eat, smoke or drink.... Girl: How sweet, are you madly in love... more


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Q:- Why are men like commercials? A:- You cannot believe a word they say.... more


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Despite the old saying -Dont take your troubles & worries to bed. Most of the people still sleep with their wives!!!... more


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Q: Why do women live longer than men? A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bills does!... more


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B4 Marriage: Roses are Red Sky is Blue, You are Beautiful, I Love You. After Marriage: Roses are Dead, I am Blue, You... more




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