1. | Category: Blonde Jokes  | | 51 DAYSA bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door burstsopen and in come four exuberant blond... more
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2. | Category: Blonde Jokes  | | (Q) Why don't blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip thier teeth!!!Sent by T.L.Glenn... more
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3. | Category: Blonde Jokes  | | A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So Vikki mounts the horse, taps its butt, and th... more
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4. | Category: Blonde Jokes  | | (This joke requires the use a small visual. I'll describe the visualfirst, then as I tell the joke I'll cue you when to... more
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5. | Category: Business Jokes  | | 1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3. If it whistles, ignore it.4. If it's a friend, sto... more
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6. | Category: Business Jokes  | | "The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even triple. You're gonna pay two to thre... more
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7. | Category: Business Jokes  | | A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didn't your company hi... more
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8. | Category: Christmas Jokes  | | T'was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute knowledge. Most were... more
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9. | Category: Christmas Jokes  | | Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was stirrin', Cuz I had a gun unda da pilla.Wh... more
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10. | Category: Computer Jokes  | | 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except father's mouse. The comp... more
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11. | Category: Dirty Jokes  | | Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common? A)They are both meat substitutes!!!! ... more
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12. | Category: Dirty Jokes  | | Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called o... more
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13. | Category: Dirty Jokes  | | The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't understand why you... more
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14. | Category: Dirty Jokes  | | What's an Australian kiss? The same thing as a French kiss, only down under! ... more
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15. | Category: Ethnic Jokes  | | Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a tour of a reservation, she asked... more
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| 1. | Category: Marriage jokes  | | Bachelor: According to a survey, married man lives longer than a single man.
Married Man: But married men are lot more... more
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| 2. | Category: Marriage jokes  | | One good way to reduce alcohol consumption: Before Marriage drink whenever you are sad: after marriage drink whenever yo... more
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| 3. | Category: Marriage jokes  | | Marriage puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.... more
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| 4. | Category: Marriage jokes  | | In love you go to bed early.
After marriage, you go to sleep early.... more
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| 5. | Category: Lawyer jokes  | | Q: How do you get a group of lawyers to smile for a picture?
A: Just say "FEES!"... more
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| 6. | Category: Marriage jokes  | | Meaning of marriage for a women: Sacrificing the admiration of many men for the criticism of one man!... more
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| 7. | Category: Women jokes  | | Q: Which type of women wear revealing clothes?
A: Those who do not have confidence in the imaginative power of men!... more
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| 8. | Category: Marriage jokes  | | A tactful wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband cannot afford another women!... more
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| 9. | Category: Marriage jokes  | | Doctor: Your husband needs rest, take these sleeping pills.
Lady: Oh thank you so much, when do i give these to him?... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes  | | Q: What is the difference between a new husband and a dog?
A: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you!... more
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| 11. | Category: Humor jokes  | | Boy: From the day you became my friend, I am unable to eat, smoke or drink....
Girl: How sweet, are you madly in love... more
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| 12. | Category: Men jokes  | | Q:- Why are men like commercials?
A:- You cannot believe a word they say.... more
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| 13. | Category: Relationships Jokes  | | Despite the old saying -Dont take your troubles & worries to bed. Most of the people still sleep with their wives!!!... more
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| 14. | Category: Women jokes  | | Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bills does!... more
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| 15. | Category: Marriage jokes  | | B4 Marriage: Roses are Red Sky is Blue, You are Beautiful, I Love You.
After Marriage: Roses are Dead, I am Blue, You... more
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